SETA SOUJI 瀬多 総司 (
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thoughtformed2012-11-24 09:35 am
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I need everyone who's able and willing. We have another kidnapping.
Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.
I promise we'll find him.
Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.
I promise we'll find him.
Regular text message
1/5 SLIGHTLY-LESS-HOSTILE BUT OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE.
THIS IS SOMETHING STRIDER DID ISN'T IT.
IT'S HIS FAULT. HE PUT MY NUMBER SOMEWHERE.
LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #2
LIKE DID THE "D" LOOK LIKE...I DUNNO. |> ???
NO, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.
LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #3
OK, WERE THERE ANY LETTERS? IF SO, DID THEY LOOK LIKE |_\/\[_][\/\/\
Answering off topic text message
CAREENING OFF-TOPIC ONCE AGAIN TEXT MESSAGE.
MY NUMBER DOESN'T HAVE A FOUR IN IT BUT
JUDGING BY HOW IT WAS WRITTEN
DO YOU THINK HE'D PROBABLY WRITE A FOUR WITH A CLOSED TOP OR AN OPEN TOP???
No idea what you're taking about but gonna go with it text message
BEST NOT TO FOLLOW IT TEXT MESSAGE.
OK, GOT IT.
HUH...
I WOULDN'T THINK HE'D WRITE A NUMBER LIKE THAT BUT MAYBE I'M WRONG.
Found that out quickly text message.
REALLY RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE.
HOW UNIQUE CAN A FOUR GET BEFORE IT STOPS BEING A FOUR???
Reply to the really relevant text message.
1/2 OF REALLY RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE REPLIES.
NO ONE EVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE WAS GOING TO FOLLOW THAT 1/2 MESSAGE.
THE ARROW IS JUST POINTING TO THE RIGHT. IT ISN'T DIRECTED AT ANYTHING.
THE ONLY THING I CAN TELL IS IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BECAUSE IT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT CLUCKBEAST CLAW PRINT.
We are now text messaging buddies
THIS IS THE WORST TYPE OF BUDDY TEXT MESSAGE.
Hey there buddy, a text message
LESS-HOSTILE BUT WAY OFF-TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #4
NO FORGET IT.
I CAN'T CONVEY ANYTHING MEANINGFUL IN THIS MEDIUM.
Text message
BACK ON TOPIC TEXT MESSAGE #5
HOW DOES ANYONE NOT NOTICE THIS GUY IS UP TO SOMETHING.
Text message
WHERE HAS HE HEARD THIS EVIDENCE REASONING BEFORE?? WEIRD... TEXT MESSAGE.
TO ACCUSE THAT GUY DESPITE THE LACK OF EVIDENCE.
THE REASON THERE IS NO EVIDENCE IS PROBABLY BECAUSE HE REMOVES IT.
Text message
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT IT'S ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE.
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SURVIVAL SENSE.
IF THEY JUST HAD EVEN A LITTLE HEALTHY PARANOIA THEN THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T KEEP TURNING UP MURDERED LEFT AND RIGHT.
Serious buddy text message
ALSO A SERIOUS NOT-QUITE-BUDDY TEXT MESSAGE.
I'M SAYING IF THEY WANT TO BE COMPLETE IDIOTS AND GET THEMSELVES CULLED ALL THE TIME, THAT'S FINE BY ME.
AND IF THEY WANT TO LET THEMSELVES BE LEAD BY SOME COMPLETE CREEP LIKE THAT DOUCHE
THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
ALL I WANT IS FOR HIM TO LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.
Spoilers a buddy text message
HOLD ON A SECOND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY IN THIS TEXT MESSAGE.
WHAT?
WARN ME ABOUT WHAT.
Ugh the story of a text message
SORRY ABOUT KARKAT IN THIS TEXT MESSAGE.
Oh bother text message
ONCE MORE, A TEXT MESSAGE.
Et tu text message
SPOILERS HE'D TALK TO HIM ANYWAY TEXT MESSAGE.
Spoilers he kind of knew those spoilers text message
A PERSONALITY LIKE THIS MAKES IT KIND OF OBVIOUS TEXT MESSAGE.
Damnit Karbuddy
THE FUNNY PART IS HE'S HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHOUT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE TEXT MESSAGE.
Anonymous text message—oh wait it's just Loki
NOTHING MORE MYSTERIOUS IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN THIS TEXT MESSAGE.
Text message to solve such wonderous mystery
THIS IS THE TOKEN QUESTION TEXT MESSAGE.
OK ANSWERING YOUR TEXT MESSAGE
MUTANT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO THIS GUY TEXT MESSAGE