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[subspaceflowers]

So... seeing as it's almost December, I've been hit with the consumerism bug. It's pretty debilitating right now, so as soon as possible, I need gift ideas from you fellas. Tim, Nathan, Conrad, Jesse, Wallace I'm looking at you dudes.

..Holy crap, do I really not have any girl friends?

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[detectivewonder]

Ties? Computer parts? Juanes gift cards, since I don't have an employee discount any more?

[subspaceflowers]

Those, I can probably do. Maybe not the computer parts, but the others, sure.

[detectivewonder]

What about you?

[nicevampireguy]

I don't need anything. But thanks.

Is there anything you wanted? I haven't exchanged gifts in... a long time.

[subspaceflowers]

Oh come on. Not one little thing for my favorite pub owner?

[nicevampireguy]

Well I suppose you could help me pick out some new coasters for the bar.

[subspaceflowers]

Coasters? Really? What about something for you? Yeah I know the bar's important and stuff but... not very personal, is it?

[nicevampireguy]

Maybe some new clothes?

[reanimated]

OI let the woman buy you a present!

[nicevampireguy]

Unlike some people, I'd hate to take advantage of her kindness.

[reanimated]

Don't be a bigger idiot than you usually are Connor. It's the HOLIDAYS, this is what people DO!

[ricinbeans]

What? No, uh. I really don't deserve anything.

[subspaceflowers]

Psh. Says you. My teeth must be really interesting, because I can't think of any other reason you'd be looking this gift horse in the mouth

[ricinbeans]

For real? Okay, you tell me what you want for Christmas first.

[subspaceflowers]

I dunno. Maybe some stuff for my bass. I wanna learn how to play it so... maybe one of those cheapo lesson books or whatever? Some picks? I dunno. What to bass guitars need?

[ricinbeans]

Amps, for starters. That's pretty sweet that you play bass though. You ever been in a band?

[subspaceflowers]

I don't wanna get a bass until I can actually play the instrument. I don't want to know how bad I actually sound.

[ricinbeans]

You gotta start somewhere. Everyone sucks in the beginning.

that "bass" totally was supposed to say "amp"

[subspaceflowers]

I guess so. Do they sell those little pick-up amps here? I remember they could get pretty cheap back home. I mean, they weren't super fancy or anything, but they played sound, which is pretty much the point, right?

[reanimated]

Oh I think you know as well as I do the universal language of gifts, love. Booze!

[subspaceflowers]

True, but it doesn't seem to mean quite as much when you practically get the stuff for free anyway. And while practical, it's not very sentimental.

[reanimated]

Sentimental? Don't go all mushy on me, I can't handle that.

[subspaceflowers]

Oh fine. I'll at least try to find you something nice. Or maybe a voucher for Lau's?

[reanimated]

The way to a man's heart is through his vices. That's how that saying goes, right?

[subspaceflowers]

I think it's through his stomach, but close enough.