brotimaeus: (17 | When everything's made)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] brotimaeus) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-27 11:06 pm

[Accidental Audio][Forward-dated to the 29th/post-event]

[[ooc: Because things are fucked up enough for him without his little bro being a sword]]

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[He's not running, but his footsteps are quick, breathing heavy and not panicked, not panicked, because Bro Strider doesn't panic, not even when he wakes up in a hospital bed with the last memories he has still fresh in his mind being told by someone who sounds too calm that he's fictional. Or was.

Under his breath, he's talking to himself.
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Okay, okay, just. Calm down. Take it easy, Bro. This ain't the most fucked up thing you ever got yourself into, just.. Okay. Priorities. One. Find out where the fuck I am and what the hell is really goin' on here 'cause I ain't down with all this 'you ain't real' bullshit.

Two. Two.. find a fuckin' bar.

[His footsteps pause, then resume. The audio cuts off.]
thneed: (☁ So we've been told and)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)



Can we not follow tradition?
riseup: (welp!)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-11-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
don't worry, that only happens on my birthday.
no cake please.
thneed: (♫ o-o-oh you know who you are)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.
No cake.
callbacks: (condom hood)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
excuse me john some of us dont have weird brain problems and would like some fucking birthday cake
riseup: (still a ghosty trickster!)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-11-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
i meant for my birthday!
calm down, dude.
i'm sure rose has a really horrible cake planned for you.
not that i know anything about it, because i don't.
callbacks: (ummmm)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god
never mind i dont want cake anymore
thneed: (❢ i don't want to know the fandom)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Can she just not bake or is it because she makes it out of your corpses?
riseup: (HEY KARKAT GUESS WHAT)

sorry once-ler

[personal profile] riseup 2012-11-28 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i hope it isn't made out of our corpses, then we would have to kiss them.
again.

holy frickin' green eggs and ham

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i'm sorry you did too.

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roseate: (Carries me away)

[personal profile] roseate 2012-11-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
My cakes are incomparable.
thneed: (◆ The RIVUR)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're joking, right?
callbacks: (Default)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
well try to keep the fatalities to a minimum this year
anyway its jades on the first so probably her au grandpas too
and then me and davesprite and both bros on the third
and mom and rose on the fourth as far as i know
thneed: (ϟ Discord are we your prey alone)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand you people.
I don't.

Okay. So... Jake first, assuming he's a grandpa?
You, the bird, and Dirk and...the new guy are Monday.
Roxy and Rose. Tuesday...

Did you want Monday off?
callbacks: (fuckin hot)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
would that be ok i know its kind of short notice and ive got nothing but time
thneed: (✽ Mister Once-ler is on the line)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I can't work someone on their birthday.
Especially if there's a high chance of death for some reason.
callbacks: (yeah im basically the shit)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
youre a gentleman and a scholar
im like eighty nine percent sure none of us will bite it between now and christmas so dont think about it too much
thneed: (♟ Is this annoying?)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

But why?
callbacks: (did you hear that)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-11-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
what
dying
usually because we get murdered but its been pretty quiet lately

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encore_dueling: (Leon Kennedy cosplay mofos)

[personal profile] encore_dueling 2012-11-28 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse you who are you calling a grandpa?!
thneed: (♚ Baby you could have whatever)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Dave said you were an au grandpa of Jade.

Look, I'm really confused at this. Grandpas are really cool people so you should just accept the title.
encore_dueling: (Unimpressed Jake is unimpressed)

[personal profile] encore_dueling 2012-11-28 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*Facepalm*
Of course hed say that.
Im almost sixteen that does not make me a grandfather!
thneed: (✿ & we crawl & we crawl & we crawl)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Was he making that up?
I don't know how your ages work. There's time travel involved.
encore_dueling: (Dirk...........no..........)

[personal profile] encore_dueling 2012-11-28 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think hes talking about someone else from jades universe.
Maybe in her universe im ninety but here and now and in my universe im definitely not that old!

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