i'll get everyone's birthday junk done by the weekend i s2g

[roseate]

This year, in lieu of birthday presents, I received a drenching via a bouquet of fake roses,
Yet another new roommate,
And the headache that accompanies the sudden realization that my memory now houses a recollection of the past year from two entirely separate timelines.

I would almost prefer the princess doll.

Comments

[riseup]

i have presents for you too!!!
that was just part of the pre-party pre-presents present party.

http://i.imgur.com/YnRoK.jpg a gift a gift

[cawmemaybe]

too bad youre not getting any princess dolls

dave come over i need to let you groom yourself with wet lettuce leaves apparently

[roseate]

At least experience has proven those can be modified to be age-appropriate.

[roseate]

That's a lot of presents and parties.

no

[cawmemaybe]

age-appropriate princess dolls huh
should i find one with a hole
or a stick

[riseup]

there are a lot of birthdays happening.
but mostly yours!
happy birthday rose!!!

SHOULDNT HAVE GIVEN ME A BOOK FOR BIRD CARE IF YOU DIDNT WANT LETTUCE BATHS

[roseate]

Pretend I have given you whatever reaction you were expecting that to evoke and move on.
Did you get your thing from Dave yet?

[eggplantier]

I don't know, I think I could work as a pretty good birthday gift. I make killer waffles.

ITS AN IRONIC PRESENT SHUT THE FUCK UP

[cawmemaybe]

if he has a thing for me (hahahahaha wow gay) i probably told him to give it to bro

[roseate]

Almost too much birthday.
Thank you, John.
I wonder how many cakes this is now.

[thneed]

You remembered a year? Yikes.

Do you want a princess doll? I could make a princess doll. I could make a princess octopus doll.

ITS A LITERAL PLEA FOR ATTENTION COME HERE

[roseate]

A year both simultaneously with and without your sunny disposition has not made your jokes any better.
As a birthday present I think you should retire this whole exhausted bit.
Can you last a full 24 hours? Taking bets now.

[roseate]

That is certainly an improvement.

[roseate]

Already done, but thanks for the offer.

NO (maybe)

[cawmemaybe]

golly gee rose im so freaking happy right now!!!
its like a magical beam of light descended upon me right at this moment
and somehow took all the negativity away
and now im all sunshine and rainbows and fuCKING HARD GAY PARTY YEAH
lets do this

[thneed]

I should've put a tiara on the cake.

[riseup]

4/10.

[riseup]

there is going to be leftover cake for weeks.
i'm having flashbacks.
you did this to me, you baking wizard.

[cawmemaybe]

thanks for the input
i wouldve bought flowers for the occassion but im out of cash
heres some sparkles as an i-o-u

[maiditoutalive]

i cant believe none of you told me about these days
what do humans usually get each other for birthdays?
i assume you do not gift weapons

hay gurl hay

[cueball]

[You've advanced in the timeline then?
Does that mean it is your birthday twice over?


No not likely.]

[notdogmatic]

If you would like a princess doll...

[callbacks]

we do in my house

[callbacks]

so can i give you your present now
or do i need to check with john about the exact minute and second your meteor flash fried the lake at rainbow falls

[riseup]

2/10, sparkles make it hard to read.

[ricinbeans]

Hey, happy birthday.

Is your new roommate at least cool?

[cawmemaybe]

now youre just lowering the grade on purpose

[eggplantier]

Thanks, I try. Does getting drenched by roses and having memory headaches come with the apartment, or is that just a you thing?

[riseup]

no, you're just being a douche on purpose.

[fuckincakewake]

happy birthday rosie

[cawmemaybe]

wise feathery asshole yo
being a douche comes with the package

[maiditoutalive]

im sorry dave but i dont make any assumptions that any of you are really typical examples of human beings
any more than any of us were typical examples of trolls

[riseup]

can you at least give it a rest on her birthday?

[cawmemaybe]

i already did