i'll get everyone's birthday junk done by the weekend i s2g

[roseate]

This year, in lieu of birthday presents, I received a drenching via a bouquet of fake roses,
Yet another new roommate,
And the headache that accompanies the sudden realization that my memory now houses a recollection of the past year from two entirely separate timelines.

I would almost prefer the princess doll.

Comments

[eggplantier]

I don't know, I think I could work as a pretty good birthday gift. I make killer waffles.

[roseate]

That is certainly an improvement.

[eggplantier]

Thanks, I try. Does getting drenched by roses and having memory headaches come with the apartment, or is that just a you thing?