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[easy_a]

[Some people might be glad to find out that they're no longer fictional. Some might maturely go about the sudden news with dignity and caution. Others might dive into the opportunity to learn about the "real world" as much as they can, quickly coming to terms with their new lives. Surely, a few have taken the most rational routes possible or even found humor in their new whereabouts.

Alisha is in none of those categories.]

Someone needs to tell me wot the fuck is going on right now.

[Does she believe anything the hospital staff told her? No. Not in the least. Actually, she's of the opinion that some storm-empowered jerk is running around, using his power to change everything up, some way, somehow. At any rate, there has to be someone in this God-forsaken place that knows what's truly going on; without any way of knowing where to even begin looking for a person, she turns to mass video.]

At the very least, please tell me someone else out there doesn't believe all that hospital doctor bullshit.

Comments

[easy_a]

Uh, I won't be sailing ships any time soon. Everyone else can do that pirate shit.

[If Alisha can't seduce her way or walk out of a situation, there's not much else she can do. She's a lover, not a fighter. Well. Physically, at least.]

You can say that again. It's bullshit left and right here, isn't it?

[eggplantier]

I feel like I'm swimming in it. Which is kind of a gross mental image, but you know.

Also kind of accurate.

[easy_a]

Seems like. Guess we're supposed to think that as long as we stay afloat, everything will be alright, yeah?

...Kind of makes it sound like community service all over again.

[eggplantier]

Wow, your community service sounds intense.

[easy_a]

Yeah, you could say that. Wasn't supposed to be, but we had a lot of shit thrown our way.

[Like blood-crazed probation workers, a mentally unstable shapeshifter seeking revenge, and a girl who brainwashed near-everyone to be goody-two-shoes cult (Alisha included). Fun stuff.]

[eggplantier]

What can you do, right?

[Haha, that caped hero life.]

I wanted an island vacation at one point last year, but I guess I'm getting this instead.

[easy_a]

[Well, you could kill your probation workers and run around trying not to get killed yourself. That's always fun.]

Seems like you got a shitty deal; better fire your travel agent.

[eggplantier]

He is never gonna hear the end of it.

Steph Brown, by the way.

[easy_a]

Alisha Bailey. I don't say this often, but it's nice to meet you.

[Genuinely, it is, much to Alisha's own surprise. Perhaps it helps that she doesn't have a reputation here like she did back in Wertham.]

[eggplantier]

Oh hey, color me flattered! It's nice to meet you too.

[Ah, yes. Reputations.]

[easy_a]

I so guess I'll be seeing you around a good bit, or do I have to pick up some hotline to socialize here?

[At least Steph wasn't known as the Cock Monster. A fresh start actually might be exactly what the doctor ordered.]

[eggplantier]

Oh, definitely. I mean, unless I magically figure out a way to leave in the next few days, but I promise if I do I'll come tell you.

[easy_a]

You better. Might never forgive you if you don't.