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[burlap]

Those other doctors certainly picked a very festive time to take me out of my "fictional reality", as they put it. Luckily, I didn't have any plans to disturb. I got a 'Merry Christmas' right before my I'd imagine standard 'Hello, you're fictional' speech yesterday.

Help a poor new arrival out, will you?
On a scale of one to ten: How upset should I be that I'm here? It's so hard to make a clear judgement a place when it's decorated for the holidays.

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[pelagically]

Enough do, but no one does anything. You'll find that's a pattern.

[burlap]

'What can one do though?,' they think.

[pelagically]

True. Even those of us who've revolted before have been dragging our feet. It's still no excuse, but it is what it is.

[pelagically]

On the bright side, there's a beach!

[burlap]

A beach. That makes up for it.