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[burlap]

Those other doctors certainly picked a very festive time to take me out of my "fictional reality", as they put it. Luckily, I didn't have any plans to disturb. I got a 'Merry Christmas' right before my I'd imagine standard 'Hello, you're fictional' speech yesterday.

Help a poor new arrival out, will you?
On a scale of one to ten: How upset should I be that I'm here? It's so hard to make a clear judgement a place when it's decorated for the holidays.

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I definitely am. There's never a dull moment.

[burlap]

But if there's never a dull moment then you'll have to constantly keep topping yourself.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I do that every day. It usually starts with "oh shit, I'm still alive. This is awesome."

[burlap]

It certainly is good to be happy with yourself.
What can I call you?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Any other way would be sucky.
Gilbert will do. Who're you?

[burlap]

I'm sure it would.
Dr Crane will do.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Really...
What are you even a doctor of?

[burlap]

Psychology.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

So we've got Freud in the house now. Isn't that peachy.