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[tookthename]

[The camera comes on and at first there is nothing but blue sky and a rather nice areal shot of New Moore.

The camera shifts around to a rather disgruntled Carol Danvers in her Captain Marvel outfit.]

Seriously? Do you know how many alternate universes I have been to? Telling me I'm fictional in this one mean nothing.

I'm an Avenger, this is what we call Tuesday. If you could kindly send me home? A good friend of mine will be waking up from surgery soon and I promised she could punch me when she did.

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[tookthename]

A troll? Like the kind that lives under bridges?

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[ohmycod]

...What?

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[tookthename]

Where you from?

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[ohmycod]

From space, numbnuts. You aliens sure are slow on the uptake.

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[tookthename]

I've seen a lot. Alien was my first guess, but subterranean ans sea-dwellers get testy when you try to say they aren't from earth.

What planet?

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[ohmycod]

Hey Marv, I'm a sea-dweller, too. Ain't from no earth, though. Planet's Beforus.

But it exploded so whatev.

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[tookthename]

Well, hope I didn't damage your delicate sea-dweller ego. [She's clearly joking]

That's to bad. Where are you staying now? You know, before you were jerked here.

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[ohmycod]

The afterlife. These blank ghostly eyes ain't for show.

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[tookthename]

So not even the dead can get out of this place.

[She sighs]

Sorry about your planet, and the whole being dead thing.

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[ohmycod]

You say it like it's a bad fing.

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[tookthename]

[She shrugs]

I don't know what the after life's like, but I like my life now so I'd count it as a bad thing.

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[ohmycod]

Whatevs. Dead or livin', we're all stuck in this blowhole of a place.

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[tookthename]

Ain't that the truth.

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[ohmycod]

So, you gonna go fly around, doing goody-goody things?

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[tookthename]

Yeah. Punching bad guys, shooting lasers at giant monsters, that kind of stuff.

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[ohmycod]

Eff yeah. Find any villains to mess up?

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[tookthename]

Not yet. From what I hear it's pretty quiet here on that front.

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[ohmycod]

Maybe I'll liven the place up.

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[tookthename]

[She chuckles]

Go right ahead, Ms. Fish. There are so many heros in this city I might not even get a crack at you.

If you wanted to train though, I'd be up for it.

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[ohmycod]

Don't be so shore. I totally took over your human world once. Technically. I bet I can do it again.

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[tookthename]

Really now? Must have been a reality without us then, 'cuse we fight off would-be conquers about once a month, not to mention galactic forces of destruction about twice a year.

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[ohmycod]

You kiddin'? You'd totally gotten owned, lady.

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[tookthename]

I've been at this for a while. I'm sure I can hold my own

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[ohmycod]

Dude, you're a bottom feeder compared to the Condesce! She--uh, I rule the school! Takin' over a planet, floodin' the whole shebang, and wipin' out the local glubbers--the freakin' reel deal!

[ She has issues. ]

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[tookthename]

Just keep tellin' yourself that, kid.