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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Guess what losers!
School is about to get a lot more interesting. You can say goodbye to those humdrum days of absolute boringness where you pass the time making spitballs and watching the seconds tick away.
Yes, yours truly will be gracing your educational facility starting this semester with a brand new course.
European history.
We'll be taking a special look at certain military aspects over the centuries because how could any of you not study this stuff.

_{[see: every "awesome" thing he's ever done back in the day.]}

Prepare yourselves. Students in New Moore have gone too long without knowing just how awesome certain countries are. But thanks to me, Gilbert Beilschmidt, that era is now over!

See you when school starts.

Comments

[quarkylass]

yay!
i have never really been that interested in the military but i am sure with you teaching it will be a lot of fun!!
will people who are in freshman year get to take it too?
i am not really sure how school works

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It'll be the best class you'll take, trust me.

_{[That's 90% ego, 10% the subject matter might be interesting.]}

I don't know what the scheduling will be but yes. All high school level students will have my class. The younger classes might too. If they don't, it'd truly be their loss.

[quarkylass]

awesome!
i will be very prepared for it then
maybe i should try to find a library and look up books already :o

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I admire your studiousness! Should you start your studies preemptively, I'll give bonus points.

[irken_elite]

Does this "European History" course detail this region's weaknesses?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Yes. Plenty of nineteenth-century weaknesses will be exposed. Many great nations have exploited it time and time again.

[badnewsboy]

Ah, this said "exploited" not "exploded."

[kantstoppfantstopp]

There were explosions too.

[callbacks]

if were already taking the crossuniversal history of everything or whatever does this count as an elective
can i elect to take this instead of like
science

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Sure why not!
My class is better than science.

[callbacks]

more swords for one thing right

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Definitely. All the badass weaponry.

[allons_y_alonso]

It's not going to be more interesting than World History.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

The important bits of world history stem from European history.

[allons_y_alonso]

Are you going to tell me Genghis Khan stems from European history? Mansa Musa? The pyramids? Algebra and astronomy? The Silurians? Potatos?

It's all important.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

No, but the only important thing you listed there was the potato.
THAT super vegetable is one of the greatest things. Of course, it wasn't really that awesome until Old Fritz decided it was.

[alwaysimpure]

Bet I'd have taken more to History if you taught it.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Definitely. It's not too late for you, you know. I can school you.

[alwaysimpure]

Right.

What do I get to teach you in exchange?

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
I knew this was coming.
Fuuuuuuuuck.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You're excited as hell aren't you.

[hypertoxic]

Fuck you!
8luh.
This is going to suck so 8ad.

[maiditoutalive]

what is european and why should i care about it

[kantstoppfantstopp]

European is an adjective stemming from "Europe" which is, in fact, the centre of everything important in the entire universe. The greatest people, the richest cultures, the finest works of art, and the deepest philosophies--they all come from Europe. That being said, the greatest military leaders and strategists also came from there. Basically, everything important that ever occurred ever is connected with Europe so naturally everyone should care about and study it.

[maiditoutalive]

the center of everything important in the entire universe was a frog
also none of that sounds terribly exciting