Video. Always Video.

[morethanasidekick]

Sirius Black signed my boob.

[Nodding as she sports a massive grin.]

Seriously. Sirius Mother-Faeking Black.

[Pointing to herself.]

I can now die happy.

[She pauses for a second, still grinning, shaking her head as if she can't believe her luck.]

Best - Kidnapping - Ever.

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

With your imagination, probably both.

[morethanasidekick]

I resemble that assumption.

[morethanasidekick]

Ya know. I bet you it's the hair. He's a cockspank because he has a serious case of hair envy. Maybe if you shared with him tips for your lustrous locks he'd suddenly be nice.

[alwaysimpure]

I'll keep that in mind.

Though, y'know, it's mostly just genetics and, well, actually washing it.

[morethanasidekick]

My theory? It's his hair's defence at being attached to his head. Like armor. Don't frogs do that?