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[freezespirited]

Not that I can't appreciate the thought that went into this, but you ought to think of a more fun type of way to trick people. Catching people off guard and leading them to embarrassing themselves? Fun. Freaking them out and creating a panic on the brink of hysteria? Not so much.

Unless it's Bunny, but he's that special exception--and you probably don't even know what I'm talking about. How can so many adults even see me?

And let's say this isn't a prank, and I really was fictional. Does that matter? It felt real to me, as far as I'm concerned my life is real.

So now that I've accepted my new realness, I'd like to go and do my job. This climate really isn't meant for someone who visits the South Pole on a whim.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

Anyone amused by the novelty. Which would be everyone but you.

[detectivewonder]

Charming.

[eggplantier]

Is this a confirmation that you wouldn't wear it?

[detectivewonder]

Does confirming I wouldn't wear it mean we get to drop the subject? Or that I'll never hear the end of it?

[eggplantier]

I'm thinking of getting one printed for your birthday if they aren't all the rage by then, so probably the second one.

[detectivewonder]

Then I'll wear it. Path of least resistance.

[eggplantier]

That was quick.

[detectivewonder]

I don't always have to make things difficult. I don't even always try to. Believe it or not.

[eggplantier]

Don't get all serious on me. I know you're stressed, but it's just a t-shirt. I promise it'll even be cute.

[detectivewonder]

Anything for fashion, I guess.

[eggplantier]

To be fair, you probably should have expected that.

[detectivewonder]

I really should.

I've just been off my game this month.

[eggplantier]

I hadn't noticed!

But anyway, it's been a while. You'll bounce back in no time.

[detectivewonder]

Thanks.

I think.

[eggplantier]

You're totally welcome.

[badnewsboy]

I don't think he could wear anything out of irony.

[detectivewonder]

You don't actually know me nearly as well as you think you do.

[badnewsboy]

I know you don't like fun.

[detectivewonder]

Never mind, clearly you've got a perfect read on me.

[eggplantier]

He's just stubborn.

[badnewsboy]

I'm aware. Does he ever listen?

[eggplantier]

Sometimes, if you talk loud and long enough. I have practice.

[badnewsboy]

I'll think about investing in a phone of mega. One that allows your voice to obtain greater volumes than it would normally. He must listen then.

[eggplantier]

A megaphone. That is inspired. Good luck. He's a tough nut to crack.

[badnewsboy]

Any nut can crack under the loudest sound. It's better than the pair of tongs the Midgardians use to crack said tree nuts.