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[freezespirited]

Not that I can't appreciate the thought that went into this, but you ought to think of a more fun type of way to trick people. Catching people off guard and leading them to embarrassing themselves? Fun. Freaking them out and creating a panic on the brink of hysteria? Not so much.

Unless it's Bunny, but he's that special exception--and you probably don't even know what I'm talking about. How can so many adults even see me?

And let's say this isn't a prank, and I really was fictional. Does that matter? It felt real to me, as far as I'm concerned my life is real.

So now that I've accepted my new realness, I'd like to go and do my job. This climate really isn't meant for someone who visits the South Pole on a whim.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

They do give a very convincing argument, though I would rather they give various types of morale-based clothing. Everyone always likes a good t-shirt.

[detectivewonder]

"I was fictional and all I got was this stupid T-shirt?"

[freezespirited]

Not sure if I'd wear something given to me by people who are essentially kidnappers, but I might accept it if it meant something else to throw at them. And if it has that big, blaring text on a background that doesn't match.

[sossery]

It's a rather unusual prank.

[freezespirited]

And costly for their monitors.

[doublestripe]

Are you a fairy?

[freezespirited]

Fairy? ...No. Most fairies and I exist in totally different realms.

[sossery]

You know of fairies?

[fuckincakewake]

whats ur def of adult
i mean having adult thoughts sure but like if its just a age related thing thats narrows ur polling base
either way pretty sure all the creepster scientists that woke me up were growed up so ur prob looking at bein spotted by no less than a couple dozen fully formed adults
do u have some sorta kid-only policy

[freezespirited]

It's more of a mix of the two. Adult age would be the most fixed definition, but if a kid stops believing, then that falls under adult thoughts and the rule's the same. Can't think of a better way to wake up than being stared down by a bunch of creepy scientists. ...Do science and this even go together? Pretty much. Adults don't generally believe in those like me, and now it's not my job to protect them.

[justmyopinion]

Yeah, I can definitely see the kid in my apartment. Or... our apartment, I guess.

[freezespirited]

You really can see me?

I'm not really used to the whole roomate setup, but don't worry. I'll try not to freeze the lights or oven.

[easy_a]

...The South Pole? Really?

[Someone sounds skeptical.]

[freezespirited]

It's a really nice place to crash. Same with the peninsula and mountains.

[maiditoutalive]

I don't actually think we've had any bouts of hysteria since I got here. Unless you're feeling hysteric. It's ok if you are!

[freezespirited]

Not hysteric, but they really need to work on their timing.

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[coimiceoir]

[Well whoever this is, she's definitely not an adult. It sounds like she might be roughly age 8? or 10? with an Irish accent.]

No one actually believes them when they say that.

There are a few rabbits here who like pranks, but most of them just like to be left alone.

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[freezespirited]

[Jack is happy he can finally be seen and heard, but the scientists taking so many children, 8, 10, or even 16, doesn't sit well with him at all.]

It'd be more surprising if anyone did.

I guess most bunnies really are grumpy. Good to know there are a few pranksters around.

[eggplantier]

On a scale of 'just ok' to 'why would I be anywhere that isn't the south pole', how would you rate hanging out with emperor penguins?

[freezespirited]

More toward the latter. Emperor penguins are the best! They know how to have fun, and they look out for one another. They're pretty willing to humor me too, whenever I want to play games.

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[leadthebeats]

I'm pretty sure they were being dead serious.

[ There's a hollow laugh after that before she continues. ]

But hi, welcome to New Moore. You're stuck here until further notice, unfortunately.

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[freezespirited]

Thanks, nothing makes me feel more welcome than being stuck against my will thanks to some captors who have questionable sanity.

...I'm starting to think giving them a hard time might be fun.

[detectivewonder]

Sorry to interrupt with a T-shirt argument, by the way.

Tim Drake.

[freezespirited]

T-shirt arguments are always a worthy reason to interrupt any conversation.

Jack Frost.

[trytryagain]

What is your job?

[freezespirited]

I'm a Guardian.

[totesadorbz]

Hey handsome i bet i can make u feel better about being here ;)

[freezespirited]

How do you figure?