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[freezespirited]

Not that I can't appreciate the thought that went into this, but you ought to think of a more fun type of way to trick people. Catching people off guard and leading them to embarrassing themselves? Fun. Freaking them out and creating a panic on the brink of hysteria? Not so much.

Unless it's Bunny, but he's that special exception--and you probably don't even know what I'm talking about. How can so many adults even see me?

And let's say this isn't a prank, and I really was fictional. Does that matter? It felt real to me, as far as I'm concerned my life is real.

So now that I've accepted my new realness, I'd like to go and do my job. This climate really isn't meant for someone who visits the South Pole on a whim.

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[freezespirited]

I've met her. Stories have to start somewhere. Why else would parents continue to tell the same story if there wasn't some truth in it?

But if you don't believe in her, she can't be seen.

[easy_a]

Because people are retarded?

Uh, she can't be seen because she isn't real. Unless there's some super-powered slag running around calling herself Toothfairy.

[freezespirited]

You believe in super-powers, but not the Tooth Fairy?

[easy_a]

Uh, as shit as superpowers are, they're real. The tooth fairy? Not so much.

[freezespirited]

What if superpowers are just another explanation for something similar?

Have you seen superpowers?

[easy_a]

Got one.

[She knows her superpowers. Well. Kind of.]

[freezespirited]

You don't seem too happy about that.

[easy_a]

Er, because my power happens to be bullshit.