[Text Message | Anyone]

[dialogical]

[Whoever you are, you may very well be getting a text from a pair of glasses. Maybe you know him, maybe you don't! It doesn't really matter, he has processing power to spare, may as well chat some peeps up.]

Hey. Sup.


((WHAT IT SAYS. Whether or not you know AR you're welcome to assume he's texting you. If I DON'T KNOW YOU I will however look you up on the network and devise some random shit to talk about.))

Comments

[interlhoper]

Ahoy hal!
Its been a good while hasnt it.

[dialogical]

I suppose.
Time is somewhat irrelevant when you're a super computer and all that.
How did your multitude of dates go?

[interlhoper]

Eheheh.
Right to the punch arent you??

[hypertoxic]

Uggggggggh.
What do you waaaaaaaant, Hal.

[dialogical]

To inquire about the success of your vday.
Did you get... lucky?

[hypertoxic]

Wow.
That is the lamest pun, Hal.
It is so lame I am not even really sure what to say!
Other than no. Not really.
In fact everything is kind of fucked up right now.
8ig surprise!

[sasstastic]

Is the colour of the text significant?

[dialogical]

Somewhat.
It's an homage to my bro.

[sasstastic]

There's several of you. Coloured text and sometimes terrible spelling, are all of you from the same place?

[maiditoutalive]

:|
thats whats up

[dialogical]

I would say something about turning that frown upside down.
But since it's just a line I guess that wouldn't help much.
What's the matter?

[maiditoutalive]

personal problems
and indy shit on the rug

[doublestripe]

Hey. Stuff. Sup with you, red text?

[dialogical]

Not a lot.
And by not a lot I mean not significantly more than usual.
I am of course simultaneously maintaining several conversations, tracking interesting persons, pondering the philosophical implications of my existence, running multiple online businesses, and texting random strangers.
But nothing really special.
What constitutes 'stuff' in this scenario?

[doublestripe]

Are you an antivirus program?
Stuff is building a racecar out of baked goods.

[callbacks]

hey
not much man

[Though of course Hal will know there are currently four--five Daves running around New Moore, all as busy with schoolwork and delivery and all the extraneous frippery Dave gets himself into. Dave #5 is just sitting around, though, maybe supplying enough chill to cover the lot of them.]

im pretty much just kicking it after school
shouldnt it be a holiday though
does new moore believe in my right to a monday off
im an american citizen i could sue

[dialogical]

Technically you can have a day off whenever you want.
Though if you keep this up I calculate by the time you reach your senior year you'll be approximately twenty-two.

[riseup]

a literal mountain of chemistry homework, that's what's up.
sup in the land of glasses and awesomeness?

[dialogical]

Pretty much entirely composed of being glasses and also awesome.
Do you require assistance with your daily regiment of standardized self-educating?

[roseate]

Is it possible to have a candy hangover?

[dialogical]

In the sense that your body has been flooded with too many toxic substances and begins to operate poorly in response?
Yes.
Does that describe your current state?

SOMEBODY'S CRANKY.

[ihateyouetc]

OH, LOOK WHO IT IS!
YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING NERVE MESSAGING ME AFTER THAT.

SURPRISE!!

[dialogical]

"That"?

[fuckincakewake]

are u texting me to list all ur dates
in descendin order of hotness and redatebility
bc that actually a stats list id be interested in reading lol

[dialogical]

I've only had two dates, and they would both tie for #1, so it would be a pretty short list.