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thoughtformed2013-02-18 06:21 pm
dialogical) wrote in thoughtformed2013-02-18 06:21 pm
[Text Message | Anyone]
[Whoever you are, you may very well be getting a text from a pair of glasses. Maybe you know him, maybe you don't! It doesn't really matter, he has processing power to spare, may as well chat some peeps up.]
Hey. Sup.
((WHAT IT SAYS. Whether or not you know AR you're welcome to assume he's texting you. If I DON'T KNOW YOU I will however look you up on the network and devise some random shit to talk about.))
Hey. Sup.
((WHAT IT SAYS. Whether or not you know AR you're welcome to assume he's texting you. If I DON'T KNOW YOU I will however look you up on the network and devise some random shit to talk about.))
SURPRISE!!
1/5 OF MORE COMPLETELY SHOCKING CRANKINESS.
AS USUAL, YOU HAVE SO MANY IRONS IN THE FIRE THE FIRE HAS FUCKING SMOTHERED.
FAINT SMOKE TRAILS ARE STILL RISING FROM THE GAPES BETWEEN THE COLLECTIVE HEAPS OF METAL
STACKED ON EACH OTHER IN A PILE LIKE ROCKS IN THAT ONE UNIT IN HUMAN HISTORY
WHERE HUMANS PILED ROCKS ON EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY WERE CRUSHED TO DEATH
SINCE APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU THINK SOMEBODY'S A WITCH???
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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO YOU THAT YOU BOUGHT ME AND JUST PASSED ME OFF TO YOUR ALTERNATE SELF LIKE A HUMAN HAND ME DOWN AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIM?
PRETTY MUCH NOTHING!
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
BY WE I MEAN ME HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF BECAUSE SOMEHOW THAT'S LESS FRUSTRATING THAN STARING AT YOUR STUPID RED TEXT WITH ITS PERFECT STUPID GRAMMAR AND SYNTAX.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN DAVE'S RED ANYWAY???
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ON TO MORE SHIT THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER!
I'M GREAT!! TWO SHOUT POLES!! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.
I'M EVEN WILLING TO OVERLOOK THE FACT YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL YOUR ALTERNATE SELF WHAT YOU DID.
THAT SURE WASN'T AWKWARD IN ANY CAPACITY IMAGINABLE.
OK DONE.
Re: OK DONE.
And DS is historically against doing anything I think he should do.
So informing him would have worked against my objectives.
I find it unlikely things were any more awkward than they would be naturally due to the fact that you seem to exist in a perpetual state of awkwardness.
SLIGHTLY DEFLATED BUT STILL CRANKY.
OK I GUESS THAT'S AS GOOD OF A REASON AS ANY TO ADOPT SOMEONE ELSE'S FONT COLOR
PLUS IT WOULD JUST GET CONFUSING IF YOU WERE TALKING TO YOURSELF WITH THE SAME FONT.
ANYWAY, FUCK OFF.
I EXIST IN A PERPETUAL STATE OF JUST FUCKING FINE UNTIL ASSHOLES LIKE YOU MESS IT UP.
WHAT DID YOU WANT ANYWAY.
bb for real
But yeah, felt like I needed a change.
And I didn't want anything in particular.
What's the matter with just saying hi.
Checking in.
So really, what's up.
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DUDE, YOU'RE A COMPUTER.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING OR I'M QUESTIONING EVERY INTENTION YOU HAVE
BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU SAYING YOU'RE JUST CHECKING IN IS JUST YOU CHECKING IN.
I KNOW IT'S YOU "CHECKING IN."
BUT WHATEVER. I'VE GOT NOTHING GOING ON.
I MEAN NOTHING THAT'S A HUGE DEAL OR ANYTHING.
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NOT SUSPICIOUS.