thoughtformed | a fuckload of text messages and also general text; post-dated to mid-morning the 27th

[ This is what happens when you're bored in the hospital with nothing better to do. ]

To: Dave Strider
Subject: (none)
Look. We should talk. And 8efore you say it, I get that you pro8a8ly won't want to. 8lah 8lah spider8itch 8lah.
8ut if you do this I will leave you alone. For a while.
Deal?

To: Victor Mancha
Subject: (none)
You need to tell me what the fuck that was all a8out.
I'm not saying I'm going to hold it against you.
8ut I am saying you owe me an explanation.

To: The Doctor (Tenth)
Subject: (none)
If I tell you in advance I'm going to skip school for the next week and a half will you please just not come after me a8out it????????
Actually I don't even know what happened to you.
How did you make out?

To: The Once-ler
Subject: (none)
So, uh.
I think I need to tender my resign8tion.
Or however that works?

To: Erik Lensherr
Subject: (none)
What the f8ck happened????????

To: Hal
Subject: ????????
Where have you 8een. You missed everything!

To: John Egbert
Subject: (none)
You don't have to reply to this.
8ut thank you.

[ And then you painfully ponder saying anything in public, which doesn't seem advisable at the moment, but whatever the fuck. This situation can't get any worse. Just, maybe, more awkward. ]

Uh. As much as I h8 to 8e out on the network right now. Two things.
One, how much does it cost to replace a 8usted phone?
Two, has anyone heard from Karkat? What happened to that guy.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

with everything else i got going on right now do you think id waste my time if i didnt have some genuine interest in your wellbeing.
use your head serket i thought you were a smart kid.

........
I will 8e fine.
Most of my injuries have healed overnight, for whatever reason.

lucky.
im sure youre already feeling like shit so i aint gonna make you feel worse.
dave would probably make some valiant attempt to try and wreck my shit if i did anyway.
i reckon ill go ahead and excuse you from class until youre done with your convalescence.
doesnt excuse you from homework.
jsyk.

Oh my god.
What the hell is wrong with all of you!
Whatever, it is pro8a8ly pointless to ask.
Anyway, I don't need your fucking permission. I'll come 8ack to school when I actually feel like it.

were all afflicted with this horrible disease.
its quite sad really were all destined never to recover.
its called being terminally decent human beings.

Edited 2013-02-27 08:55 (UTC)

Ugh. Strider sarcasm! I sure missed 8eing a8le to make sense out of that. It is just as gr8 as I remem8er it 8eing. Fuuuuuuuuck, if only I could sit here and listen to this inane drivel forever!
So dum8.
That said, it's not like I don't get it. I was not the only person to go insane! I am pretty much aware that it was not my fault.
I guess it's just weird.
Whatever, I'm not having that particular convers8tion! At least not with you.

wow fuck believe me i have no intentions of delving into the unenviable labyrinth that is your psyche.
no rivalry here for the person you decide to have that convo with.
rest up.
youre gonna need it.

I don't want to have that conversation with 8asically anyone, 8ut thanks for the vote of confidence I guess!
Ugh. God. Fine. It's not like I have anything 8etter to do while I'm stuck in the hospital.

dont eat the jello cups.

Uh.
Sure?

trust me.
its all theyll let you have at first but thats how they get you.

Lol. Whatever you say, freak.

ok but dont say i didnt warn you.

Edited 2013-02-27 09:50 (UTC)

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