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thoughtformed2013-02-26 11:12 pm
hypertoxic) wrote in thoughtformed2013-02-26 11:12 pm
a fuckload of text messages and also general text; post-dated to mid-morning the 27th
[ This is what happens when you're bored in the hospital with nothing better to do. ]
To: Dave Strider
Subject: (none)
Look. We should talk. And 8efore you say it, I get that you pro8a8ly won't want to. 8lah 8lah spider8itch 8lah.
8ut if you do this I will leave you alone. For a while.
Deal?
To: Victor Mancha
Subject: (none)
You need to tell me what the fuck that was all a8out.
I'm not saying I'm going to hold it against you.
8ut I am saying you owe me an explanation.
To: The Doctor (Tenth)
Subject: (none)
If I tell you in advance I'm going to skip school for the next week and a half will you please just not come after me a8out it????????
Actually I don't even know what happened to you.
How did you make out?
To: The Once-ler
Subject: (none)
So, uh.
I think I need to tender my resign8tion.
Or however that works?
To: Erik Lensherr
Subject: (none)
What the f8ck happened????????
To: Hal
Subject: ????????
Where have you 8een. You missed everything!
To: John Egbert
Subject: (none)
You don't have to reply to this.
8ut thank you.
[ And then you painfully ponder saying anything in public, which doesn't seem advisable at the moment, but whatever the fuck. This situation can't get any worse. Just, maybe, more awkward. ]
Uh. As much as I h8 to 8e out on the network right now. Two things.
One, how much does it cost to replace a 8usted phone?
Two, has anyone heard from Karkat? What happened to that guy.
To: Dave Strider
Subject: (none)
Look. We should talk. And 8efore you say it, I get that you pro8a8ly won't want to. 8lah 8lah spider8itch 8lah.
8ut if you do this I will leave you alone. For a while.
Deal?
To: Victor Mancha
Subject: (none)
You need to tell me what the fuck that was all a8out.
I'm not saying I'm going to hold it against you.
8ut I am saying you owe me an explanation.
To: The Doctor (Tenth)
Subject: (none)
If I tell you in advance I'm going to skip school for the next week and a half will you please just not come after me a8out it????????
Actually I don't even know what happened to you.
How did you make out?
To: The Once-ler
Subject: (none)
So, uh.
I think I need to tender my resign8tion.
Or however that works?
To: Erik Lensherr
Subject: (none)
What the f8ck happened????????
To: Hal
Subject: ????????
Where have you 8een. You missed everything!
To: John Egbert
Subject: (none)
You don't have to reply to this.
8ut thank you.
[ And then you painfully ponder saying anything in public, which doesn't seem advisable at the moment, but whatever the fuck. This situation can't get any worse. Just, maybe, more awkward. ]
Uh. As much as I h8 to 8e out on the network right now. Two things.
One, how much does it cost to replace a 8usted phone?
Two, has anyone heard from Karkat? What happened to that guy.
1/2
I don't think Dave wants to 8e anywhere near me right now. Don't worry a8out it.
Look. 8asically, I'm not on the verge of dou8le dying anymore. That is pretty much a win, considering everything that happened!
I turned into a8out half a spider. Half a spider with a crappy memory and a retarded compulsion to 8ite fucking everything that 8reathed. Which was just fucking gr8, let me tell you!