BEFORE I FORGET TO POST THIS AGAIN. PRETEND IT HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO OR SOMETHING????

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HOW DOES ONE EAT A PHONE EXACTLY.
I'M NOT ASKING BECAUSE I'M WONDERING HOW IT HAPPENS
I'M ASKING BECAUSE IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
HOW DOES IT OCCUR TO SOMEONE TO CONSUME A MOBILE DEVICE.

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apart from your phone getting swallowed whole

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CHRIST, WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU EVERY OTHER TIME THIS HAPPENED???
I COULD'VE USED THAT THE LAST TIME ALL MY FRIENDS TURNED INTO MURDERERS.

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ANYWAY, YEAH IT'S FINE.
HE CAME IN COVERED IN VRISKA AND ERIDAN'S BLOOD
TOTALLY CAKED
AND THEN I FREAKED OUT A BIT AND HE JUST TOOK MY PHONE FROM ME AND ATE IT.
THE WHOLE THING. JUST GONE.
THERE ONE SECOND, GONE THE OTHER. NOT EVEN GONE FOREVER.
JUST TEMPORARILY, STILL FUNCTIONAL SOMEWHERE WITHIN HIS APPARENTLY AMBIGUOUS INSIDES.

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HOW THE FUCK DID IT JUST SIT THERE?
WHY WAS IT STILL WORKING?
THE BATTERY WASN'T EVEN DRAINED???

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ok well next time your friends all fall off the murder wagon ill make sure to take time out of my schedule to give you the skinny on all their movements
you know when im not busy helping stop them

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oh my god is his stomach acid made out of lithium
dude this is sick

1/MANY

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I DON'T KNOW!

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I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME KIND OF CLOWN TRICK AT FIRST???

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BUT IT TURNS OUT THE TRICK WAS HE ACTUALLY JUST ATE IT

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AND THEN COUGHED IT UP LATER

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LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

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LIKE HEY BRO, YOU KNOW THAT PHONE I ATE?
HAHA OF COURSE YOU DO
YOU'RE STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT THAT

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WELL HERE YOU GO
SORRY FOR KEEPING IT FROM YOU FOR SO LONG.

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE ANY NEWS OR ANYTHING SOOO YEAH, I ATE YOUR PHONE.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH MY LAPTOP OR THE COMPUTER SOLLUX BUILT FOR ME SINCE LIKE...
WOULD HE HAVE EATEN THOSE TOO???

[callbacks]

probably

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I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I GET THE LOGIC BEHIND SOMEONE WANTING TO KEEP THEIR FRIEND FROM FRANTICALLY CALLING THEIR OTHER FRIENDS REGARDING THE FRIENDS HE POSSIBLY TRIED TO MURDER OR CHECKING FOR NEWS IF THERE WERE ANY BODIES OR ANYTHING
BUT IF I WERE TRYING TO KEEP THAT SORT OF THING FROM SOMEBODY I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE PHONE AND KEPT IT?
OR BROKEN IT OR SOMETHING? I MEAN...
IT WOULDN'T OCCUR TO ME TO EAT IT? EVER??
IT'S JUST

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WHAT ELSE HAS HE EATEN???

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the onceler and i had this discussion once but i was mostly making shit up
i didnt think he actually had it in him to like
eat a phone
but i guess he literally had it in him
it being your phone
he had your phone in him

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dude do you even have a spare

1/SEVERAL AGAIN

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ME NEITHER.
THE FUCKED UP THING IS IF I LOOK BACK AT IT THAT WAS THE BEST CHOICE HE COULD HAVE MADE AT THE MOMENT.
I DON'T THINK THERE WAS ANYTHING ELSE THAT WOULD HAVE CALMED ME DOWN
IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS AFTER THE FIRST FEW MINUTES HE WASN'T COMING TO KILL ME BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY UNNERVING SEEING HIM ALL FUCKED UP AND COVERED IN THREE OR FOUR DIFFERENT BLOOD COLORS.
I COULDN'T EVEN TELL SINCE IT KIND OF BLENDED TOGETHER IN SOME SPOTS.
ANYWAY, I TRIED TO ESCAPE A COUPLE TIMES ANYWAY AFTER THAT BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME
AND HIM EATING MY PHONE KINDA KEPT MY MIND OFF OF THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TYPE.

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NO NO NO