BEFORE I FORGET TO POST THIS AGAIN. PRETEND IT HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO OR SOMETHING????

[ihateyouetc]

HOW DOES ONE EAT A PHONE EXACTLY.
I'M NOT ASKING BECAUSE I'M WONDERING HOW IT HAPPENS
I'M ASKING BECAUSE IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
HOW DOES IT OCCUR TO SOMEONE TO CONSUME A MOBILE DEVICE.

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[maiditoutalive]

karkat
you have been my friend for a long time
so please believe me when i say
that is a terrible idea
and if you came over to give me a star for failing to kill vriska i would be sorely tempted to put you through a wall

1/3 TIME TO BACKTAG ALL THIS STUFF!!!!!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

OK MAYBE THAT WOULDN'T BE THE BEST IDEA WHEN YOU'RE NOT FEELING SO HOT
THAT BEING A FIGURE OF SPEECH FOR NOT FEELING "COOL" OR "CALM" OR "COLLECTED"
SEEING AS HOT IS USUALLY ASSOCIATED WITH EXCESSIVE DISPLAYS OF TEMPER
BUT WHATEVER, WHO CARES. THE FACT REMAINS I AM EXTENSIVELY EARNEST TO AN EXCEEDINGLY EXTREME DEGREE.
YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T ACTUALLY PUT ME THROUGH A WALL IF I WENT THROUGH WITH IT EITHER SO THAT'S AWESOME TOO!
I'M STILL BEING SINCERE OK. WHY ISN'T THERE A MARK TO DENOTE SINCERITY??? MAYBE I SHOULD DENOTE MY SINCEREST SENTIMENTS WITH PUNCTUATION THAT LETS EVERYONE KNOW HOW SINCERE I'M BEING.
LIKE ^>>I THINK EVERYONE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS I CAN EMPHASIZE THAT!_<<
WE COULD CALL THEM "AMENITY ANGLES" SINCE "AMENITY" IMPLIES A BASIC COMFORT DESIGNED TO PUT YOU AT EASE AS OPPOSED TO THE SUDDEN AND SHARP TREACHERY THAT IS HUMAN SARCASM.
I'M NOT COMPLETELY SOLD ON IT YET
JUST PUTTING THE IDEA OUT THERE.

[ihateyouetc]

NOT THAT I COULD SAY YOU WOULDN'T PUT ME THROUGH A WALL FOR SURE? FOR THAT SCENARIO IF I APPROACH IT REALISTICALLY I SHOULD PROBABLY ALLOW A REASONABLY SIZED MARGIN OF ERROR THAT'S JUST SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN THE ONE I ALLOW GAMZEE WITH REGARDS TO THE IDEA HE MIGHT ONE DAY ATTEMPT TO MURDER ME IN COLD BLOOD.
I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT FIGURE'S DOWN TO 3% NOW. AT THE HIGHEST POINT I THINK I COULD CALCULATE IT AROUND AT LEAST 37%
WHICH WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD ODDS TO ME!

[ihateyouetc]

THE POINT IS
DESPITE THE FACT EVERYONE IS SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP, THEY'VE DONE FANTASTICALLY!
DOES THAT SOUND INSINCERE
SHOULD I PUT THE ANGLES ON IT
^>>DESPITE THE FACT EVERYONE IS SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP, THEY'VE DONE FANTASTICALLY!_<<
OK
MAYBE THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA SINCE IN THAT CONTEXT IT THEY JUST MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I'M BEING INSINCERE
WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE POINT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
DISREGARD THAT AND JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST THING I WROTE.

[maiditoutalive]

which first thing
the first thing out of this reply where you werent sure it was a good idea or where you said you were being serious or where you told me you were happy i wasnt still crazy

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN THE FIRST THING IN THE LAST THING.
THE ONE WHERE I SAID YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY FUCKED UP BUT YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN OK
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE I'M SPECIFICALLY DIRECTING YOU TOWARD THE VERSION WITHOUT THE AMENITY ANGLES
BUT THE REST OF THOSE FIRST THINGS ARE TRUE TOO SO YOU CAN ALSO PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE.

[maiditoutalive]

well thank you i guess??
i am not really upset about nearly killing vriska again though
i dont really worry that we will do any irreparable damage here either