BEFORE I FORGET TO POST THIS AGAIN. PRETEND IT HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO OR SOMETHING????

[ihateyouetc]

HOW DOES ONE EAT A PHONE EXACTLY.
I'M NOT ASKING BECAUSE I'M WONDERING HOW IT HAPPENS
I'M ASKING BECAUSE IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
HOW DOES IT OCCUR TO SOMEONE TO CONSUME A MOBILE DEVICE.

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[hypertoxic]

[ Son of a bitch.

Well. It would be better, obviously, not to acknowledge he has a point. So let's all pretend no point was even made. ]

Is it hard, having 8een hatched with a malfunctioning pan?
Why don't you do me a favor and remind me what conversation you even wanted to continue.
And I will decide if I want to continue to associ8 with the most pathetic loser this island has to offer.

[squidissension]

oh thats fuckin rich
you cant remember shit and my pans the one wwhos functions are in question
right
i meant wwhen i talked to extra appendages you about continuin our fight cause it wwouldvve ben a good one
wworkin together to take out gam and settin aside some differences
meanwwhile youre still the pathetic loser wwho figures the only reason anybody could possibly havve for fightin wwith you wwould be petty revvenge ovver wwhatevver percievved slight youvve inflicted on trollkind lately
except you forgot im the only one a your rivvals wwho had a reason to strife beyond vvris is a bad bad troll
thats supplementary to wwhat wwe wwere doin and i sure as fuck didnt think the end a our encounter wwas supposed to change you
unlike evverybody else you got goin on i liked you
and hated obvviously i dont havve to explain fuckin quadrants to you im not kar
not that im sayin wwe are achin for spades here i knoww wwhat this is
but i didnt think there wwas somethin about you that wwas wwrong

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[hypertoxic]

[ ........

Once upon a time, there were good reasons Vriska got into a kismesis with Eridan. He's not the only one who recognizes, at least to some extent, that they had a good thing going. Not just in terms of a sheerly practical arrangement, him taking all those dead custodians for Feferi and her taking all their orphaned trolls. They got to wage war on the high seas, and for a while it was pretty fun. There will be a reason, later along for her on the alpha timeline, that she will remark that he'd have a good time coming along on her pirate adventure with Aranea and the rest.

But she's not there yet, and it's largely irrelevant to him. What they have right now is each other, here, in the very messed up and very different set of circumstances that is New Moore. And he's telling her he liked her the way she was.

Sigh. ]

[hypertoxic]

You know, Eridan, for what it's worth?
I liked you too! And h8ed you. You o8viously get it. That wasn't a one-sided thing, no matter how much you "wwhine" a8out it sometimes.
8ut I outgrew you, and you didn't know how to keep up. You never have! You're still reaching for the way things used to 8e sweeps ago. I don't know what it is a8out you that prevents you from understanding that things can't 8e the same! Are you just that dum8? Stu88orn???????? I don't know. 8ut it has to stop.
I guess I can appreci8 the fact that you weren't trying to change me, and you didn't think anything was wrong with me. That's nice, I guess?
8ut that's not what matters anymore. Things are different now, and we 8oth have to adapt. Adapt or die! Advance or a8scond. I'm not going to a8scond just 8ecause it would 8e easier to do so, Eridan. You might think all of this is dum8 and pointless, 8ut that's just 8ecause you are incapa8le of growing up and moving on.
Did it ever occur to you that I'm not doing all of this just 8ecause other people want me to, 8ut 8ecause *I* want to?
I didn't just "catch morality," num8nook. May8e I want things to 8e different too.

OH MY GOD AND THIS IS AFTER CUTS FUCK EVERYTHING

[squidissension]

of fuckin course nothins gonna be the same wwe all died there wwere obvviously some faults that need to be corrected
but there wwere aspects that wworked and shit that didnt and howw are you in any position to figure that out
in our entire miserable group the only person wwhos evver been more self servin than me wwas you
but you havve to admit the fact others wwanted you to change influenced you wwhich yeah is sad because if thats wwhat you call growwin up
devviatin from a you before wwho nevver took cues from anybody into somebody wwho cant make a movve cause a some unexplained foreign morality clause shes got to adhere to
then yeah i guess im incapable a your definition a growwin up
because the grubs length a difference between you and me bein selfservvin sacks of shit is that i can look at the company wwe keep and learn from the trash wwevve tried
prince a hope uniquely qualified to knoww wwhat wwont wwork out
so hero of light let me fuckin illuminate somethin for you about trolls changin themselvves
nobody else has evver done it successfully
seriously tell me someone else in our group wwho wwas able to groww as a person into a mature adult troll wwith a full comprehension of wwho they are and wwhere they stand in wwhats left a our univve oh wwait you cant because they alwways fuckin died tryin
fuckin excuse me for trying to point out the glaringly obvvious fact to you that forcin yourself to be somethin youre not is just gonna make you or somebody else dead again
changin for yourself or for somebody else also doesnt make a glub a difference neither
wwe got wway more examples a forcin selvves into wwrong fittin spaces in quadrants and wwhere did that get anybody includin me
dead its alwways just dead
and in case you havvent noticed either i dont think wwe get many more do ovvers wwherevver the fuck this is
and maybe on the long list a people i wwant gone youre not super high up on it anymore
lastly back to the firstly part about you outgrowwin me
really
into wwhat
cause i knoww wwhat the fuck i am and its sure as shit not somebody standin in the same place like you
vvacilatin on howw to be a good girl or not
i knoww wwhat shit ivve got to slog through
youre just posturin

[squidissension]

shit that wwas exhaustin howw the fuck does kar do it
dont reply to this right awway i havve to think about somethin other than your garbage for awwhile
not that you fuckin wwould

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[hypertoxic]

[ She does not, as requested, reply right away. But not because he asked.

Simply because that is a lot of purple text and she has to take the time to decide if she gives a single fuck. If it were Karkat she'd at least know what parts she could skip. ]

[hypertoxic]

[ In the end, she just doesn't even bother. Forgets, actually. If only because she's otherwise engaged in thinking about what he said and not in actually replying to what he's said.

So he won't get an answer at all. Not because she doesn't care, but really because she does. Because between people like him, and Doc Scratch, and Victorious, Vriska is becoming increasingly less sure what to think about precisely what happened during those tumultuous few days.

But he doesn't have to know he got to her. So, you know, whatever. Go suck a bulge, fishdouche. ]