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[universalconstant]

sir john!

take this can!
this can of "fancy salted mixed nuts"



you have to open it.
open it close to your face.

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[perseverant]

John, open it close to your face.

[riseup]

mayor, i'm allergic to peanuts.

[riseup]

...

[perseverant]

...

[universalconstant]

they are fancy mixed nuts not peanuts.

[riseup]

i guess if you're sure there are no peanuts...

[riseup]

why should i open it close to my face, souji.

[universalconstant]

i am sure there are no peanuts in this can

[perseverant]

... to smell it.

[riseup]

i know what nuts smell like.

[riseup]

if you say so.
thanks, mayor!!!

[uneulogized]

That's what she said.

[universalconstant]

YOU ARE MOST WELCOME

[riseup]

i'm glad someone gets my awesome jokes.

[universalconstant]

!

[uneulogized]

Glad to provide my services.

[roseate]

Do it, John.

[riseup]

not you too!

[perseverant]

Yeah, but these might smell different.

[roseate]

Obviously.
Anything I do will subsequently be considered less horrifying.
I see no downside.

JUST FOR YOU, MAYOR. JUST FOR YOU

[riseup]

you got me good!!!

[perseverant]

It was a joke.

[uneulogized]

Look at all these jokesters up in here. The fun police might roll in any second.

[perseverant]

I'm laughing a lot.

[riseup]

i guess you have a point.
onward, in the noble pursuit of nuts!!!