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[universalconstant]

sir john!

take this can!
this can of "fancy salted mixed nuts"



you have to open it.
open it close to your face.

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[perseverant]

John, open it close to your face.

[riseup]

...

[perseverant]

...

[riseup]

why should i open it close to my face, souji.

[perseverant]

... to smell it.

[riseup]

mayor, i'm allergic to peanuts.

[universalconstant]

they are fancy mixed nuts not peanuts.

[riseup]

i guess if you're sure there are no peanuts...

[universalconstant]

i am sure there are no peanuts in this can

[riseup]

if you say so.
thanks, mayor!!!

[roseate]

Do it, John.

[riseup]

not you too!

[roseate]

Obviously.
Anything I do will subsequently be considered less horrifying.
I see no downside.

[riseup]

yeah, tell that to the tentacle cakes.
so who taught him the ways of classic pranks?
was it you?

[roseate]

There was nothing wrong with the tentacle cake. It was a good cake.
I think the Mayor may be a natural talent.

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[callbacks]

dont do it john

[callbacks]

until i get my camera for a commemorative photo of the mayors generous gift

[perseverant]

You'll send them to me the second you get them, right?

[callbacks]

for you man
i could send them three seconds before i get them

[riseup]

you asshole.
stupid dumb time powers!!!

[callbacks]

you love me for it
this ones going straight onto the fridge

[maiditoutalive]

oh no i forgot to get you something
and how will i measure up to mixed nuts

[universalconstant]

present him with more mixed nuts.

[maiditoutalive]

are you sure
i dont want to steal your idea

[universalconstant]

it is not stealing if i had allowed you to borrow it