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[nicevampireguy]

I wanted to say thanks. For the party. Really. I don't know how anyone found out it was my birthday yesterday, but uh I mean. It's nice to be fucking remembered sometimes.

All in all, a nice time. It was kinda scary, having the surprise party at fucking Lau's little shop of horrors, but I mean if you're trying to surprise me, it really fucking worked ha ha ha, I'm pretty sure everyone got a kick out of my fucking terrified face while I was led into the dark depths of his shop. But yeah. Thanks for not inviting the entire world, Jesse (I'm guessing you organized it, not sure who else fucking cares enough) because you know I don't like being surrounded by strangers. So like. I mean.

Lau, thanks for the watch. Sorry I thought it was poisoned or a murder device.
Nathan, I appreciate your promise to not destroy things, despite the... crumpled paper it was written on, it felt like a very nice heartfelt pledge.
Ramona, thanks for coming.
Jesse, well. Uh. You really didn't. Need to get me all that. But like. Thanks. We can like, watch movies sometimes. Or something. I've never had a fucking media room before so like, shit man, thanks.



Anyway, tonight I'm raising a glass of O+ to another fucking year on my way to fucking eternity. Fucking Hooray.

Comments

[reanimated]

YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO PISS YOURSELF! It was classic! Anyway fuck right off, I was told it was an opium orgy, I was gravely misled

[nicevampireguy]

Thank you for... not destroying the party then?

[reanimated]

Please, I'm not a monster.

[reanimated]

Oi, real question. Immortal to immortal. When d'you suppose birthdays will stop being interesting?

[nicevampireguy]

When were they last interesting for you? This is the first goodish birthday I've had since I was 10.

[reanimated]

You're serious? That explains so much about you.

[highlyinformed]

We're all raising a glass to your health. Offer to get to know one of the girls still stands, of course.

[nicevampireguy]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY ARE ALL LOVELY YOUNG WOMEN AND THEY DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT KIND OF TREATMENT SO FUCKING HELL NO

[highlyinformed]

Enjoy the watch.

[subspaceflowers]

We're gonna have to go out shopping sometime this week so I can actually get you something. I'm really bad with short-notice things. I feel super bad, man, so tell me what you want and I'll be a little wish fairy for you.

Force him to go out, ramona

[nicevampireguy]

That's okay. I don't really need gifts. It was just nice you were there.

Re: Force him to go out, ramona

[subspaceflowers]

Um, no. Sorry. You don't get off that easily. I wanna do something nice for you, so we're gonna go out and you're gonna pick something out. It's not like I can exactly buy you lunch or anything.

[ricinbeans]

I tried to go for a different location but he wouldn't have it.

[ricinbeans]

Anyway, no problem man. I guess it was kinda a lot looking back on it but whatever, right? You work hard, you deserve to play hard.

[nicevampireguy]

Thanks. Again. It was sweet. I mean nice. Anyway, whatever, I don't understand this Call of Duty game. How do I fucking move forward? I'm just spinning in a circle shooting things.

[ricinbeans]

When was the last time you played video games?

[nicevampireguy]

Uh. Mario Kart?

[ricinbeans]

Shit, man. I didn't know. You got some catchin' up to do.