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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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[lightmyfire]

Which one?! Better not have been Uranus or Neptune I'll kick your ass.

Um, I start high school soon. I'm fifteen.

[callbacks]

no it was minako the fucking gorgeous blonde goddess
anyway youre fifteen huh
that should actually put you in my year so youd be a freshman right now but theres only like two months left in the school year anyway
maybe theyll let you off the hook
i know they made mom and bro repeat sophomore year since they came in so late last year so why bother trying
on the other hand maybe youll actually keep up ok
i mean you seem pretty normal

[lightmyfire]

Still might kick your ass.

I'm completely normal! Totally average! What do you mean school. They kidnapped us to make us go to school???

[callbacks]

yep
with uniforms
i got here in july and they still made me go to summer camp

[lightmyfire]

What a rip-off...

[callbacks]

i know right
if theyre gonna drag us out of our homeworlds for an extended sabbatical on a tropical island they might as well let us make a vacation out of it
i could have dedicated the last ten months of my life to something awesome
like
funding and piloting the first skateboard propelled lunar expedition
i bet you can get mad air on the moon

[lightmyfire]

Oh, you, uh, like that stuff? Skating?

[callbacks]

it passes the time
gets me places
there are some nasty routes across the city that provide a little challenge i guess

[lightmyfire]

Huhhh, maybe you can show me, later...? They probably don't have A-T here, do they.

[callbacks]

sure
whats a-t

[lightmyfire]

Uhhh.

Motorized rollerbaldes, basically. I don't think you can get anything but 'mad air' with them.

[callbacks]

how fast can you go with them

[lightmyfire]

Pretty fast... Anyone who's good on them can break 100 kph.

[callbacks]

hell
fucking
yes
brb time to comb the island for motorskates

[lightmyfire]

I don't think you can find them just like that! A-T are expensive.

[callbacks]

dude do you know what kind of tips i make for delivering a pizza the instant someone orders it
teen bruce wayne would weep to see my porkhollow
the problem would just be finding them in the first place since stuff doesnt always carry over

[lightmyfire]

... How would you do that??

[callbacks]

do what
find the skates??
i figured id drop by the antique store since theyre back in business and sometimes weird shit shows up there

[lightmyfire]

No duh I mean deliver pizza that fast!!

[callbacks]

oh
time powers
its like borderline omnipotence pretty much depending on how you use it
tends to come in handy for school projects

[lightmyfire]

--What, seriously? You too?

Well, mine aren't that useful, or even real time powers, but... That's awesome!

[callbacks]

oh huh
should i try to rustle up another invite to the time travelers club or what

[lightmyfire]

Th-they're not powers, or anything like that. Just stuff I can do on my A-T.

[callbacks]

are they magic motor roller skates???

[lightmyfire]

Nah, just science.