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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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[flameregalia]

Kazu-kun too? I'm sorry they said those things, I don't think they're true.

[lightmyfire]

Well, obviously! Who do these guys think they are? It's not like this is some mega-reality--I don't feel mega-real, at least... Pretty sure I feel the normal amount of real. Too bad

[flameregalia]

I don't really believe anyone who tries to keep us in a cage.

[lightmyfire]

Exactly, they'll say anything to throw us off. Whoever 'they' are.

[callbacks]

honestly the webcomic character theory makes a lot more sense than anything thats ever actually happened to me
on the other hand some of the shit that goes down heres almost as bizarre so you wont hear too many people buying into the hype
new moore
keepin it real

[lightmyfire]

If I were a fictional character I wouldn't be from a web comic. The more I think about it, the more my life was obviously a seinen manga.

[callbacks]

youre one of the sailormoons?

[lightmyfire]

No!

I don't have a transformation sequence.

[librariansheart]

I don't think anyone believes they aren't real, so I wouldn't worry too much about that. They tell that to everyone who arrives, though. Ah, are you all right? Do you need someone to show you around?

[lightmyfire]

Er, no, I think I'll just sort of cruise around until I figure things out. Thanks.

[librariansheart]

You're welcome. If you need help, most everyone here is pretty polite and helpful. If you ask someone, they'll point you in the right direction. Or if you're familiar with these phones, there's a map function, too!

Um, I know it wasn't the best introduction, but welcome to New Moore.

[lightmyfire]

Er, thanks... What's your name?

[fuckincakewake]

dibs

[lightmyfire]

What???

[fuckincakewake]

dun worry about it :3
so what do u do for fun
besides fuss on public networks about an existential crisis etc

[lightmyfire]

It wasn't an existential crisis, jeez.

I don't know. Go for runs, pretty normal stuff? Why?

[existechialism]

Hmm.
Not really my type, despite being a skinny short-haired over-excitable blond.
Good luck.

[fuckincakewake]

lol hes not wearin short shorts and waving around phallic firearms
so ofc hes not ur type
overthinkin blond with a penchant for accessories hmmmmmmmmmmmmm whos type is that i wonder

[callbacks]

[uneulogized]

You move fast.

[fuckincakewake]

hey i dont see no ring on my finger

[maiditoutalive]

I can't tell if you're having an existential crisis or not.

[lightmyfire]

I'M NOT!

[maiditoutalive]

It's ok if you are. It's really quite common.

[migratorybird]

oh, its you isn't it? Kazu Kun.