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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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Re: private

[existechialism]

Ok, look, no. That's horseshit.
You like dating, right?
The dates being shitty notwithstanding.

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[fuckincakewake]

yeah
but not as much as i like u

Re: private

[ironicusername]

Your celibacy doesn't exactly benefit me, Ro-lal.

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[fuckincakewake]

yeah but how much fun am i gonna have bonin the island when my best bro is at home sad?

Re: private

[existechialism]

A lot, probably.
Look.
If I promise to... think about going on a date, will that be enough to satisfy a Stri-Lal noncelibacy pact?

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[fuckincakewake]

wow rude
ur idiocy knows no bounds today
im not not datin bc i want u to date
im not datin so i can spend time w u baron shitlord von shitlonia

Re: private

[existechialism]

[stares at his phone kind of shocked for a minute??]

Re: private

[existechialism]

You pretty much spend your dates with me anyway.

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[fuckincakewake]

thats only mostly true

Re: private

[existechialism]

And we live together.
There's no reason for you to isolate yourself.
It would be pretty goddam ironic if after years of lacking any human contact we bolted the doors to it at first opportunity.

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[fuckincakewake]

im not isolated
im makin snacks for the spiderbitch rescue jamboree
we still go to school
im gonna visit rosie and davey at their jobs
the only diff is i wont waste spare time chasin bois

Re: private

[existechialism]

It happened a while ago, Roxy, I'm seriously fine.

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[fuckincakewake]

hmmmmm
well see