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A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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im not goin on any more dates
thats not fair 4 u
we wll be off the market 2gether

What?
No, Rox, that's fuckin' stupid. What kind of logic is that?
I already had my teenage fling and I blew it.
You've been waiting your whole life for this. You deserve it.

waitin my whole life jeez
nope not gonna work

besides why do u think u blew it
it couldve easily been english and his duncey charms

actually thats prob exactly what it was
that goodlookin shit andhis perfect calves
ill break his fuckin nose

Rox, chill the hell out.
It wasn't Jake's fault.

well it doent have to b urs either
sometimes u really like smebody and they like u but it just desnt
work
so its dumb of u to be like i fucke dup or whtever cuz thats not how it works

He didn't... like me. Like that.
I pushed him into it.
Or, I guess, parts of me pushed both of us into it.
It doesn't matter. Point is, Jake never felt that way about me.

Christ, listen to me.
I sound like an episode of Troll Dawson's Creek,

i preferred troll charmed

look ive know u litserally our entire lives
so u know im telin u the truth when i say this ok?

ur not that goodlookin

i mean ive been playin the field like CRAZY an ur actually pretty basic
still cute and all but like
i dunno man i guess i had some only guy in the world goggles on bc there r some HOTTIES on this isladn

and ur still super smart but like
cmon
with us
well me withstandiing but like jake
and jane sharps too but kinda naive
but in the real world
howre ur grades goin bro
found out how to manipulate any of those lately

Edited 2013-04-28 18:58 (UTC)

speakin of manipulation preeeeetty sure theres a few dudes and ladiez beatin u w those skills
egghead 4 1
half the adults here 4 another
so wouldnt put u on the top tier there

and dont get me STARTED on how we dont have a fuckin clue yet wtf HEART does
so u c
u get what im puttin down?

Uh.
I mean, I appreciate you dropping some truth on me, Rox.
I'm all about full disclosure and keeping it real.
But no, I don't?

you talk mad game but u cant convince somebody 2 date u 4 nothin
jake obviously liked u or he wouldnt have dated u
thats a fact
ur just not smooth enough to what
trick him into it??
u honestly expect me to believe u can mindfuck ppl into goin out w u
if u can do that why the fuck are u wastin it on dates?
thats the gayest thing ive ever heard and we have talked about dick in butt stuff like multiple times
seriously
u cant do it
sry2say but ur not that much of a mastermanipulator yet

Edited 2013-04-28 19:04 (UTC)

[... pulling his knees up to his chest and pushing his face into them, shoulders shaking lightly]

Rox, I'm gonna have to disabuse you of a notion.

Jake isn't that good looking, either.

yeah i bet he has weird toes
so what u think english was so desperate 4 a date hed just decided 2 go 4 u?
yea cuz thats the word i totally use to describe him
desperate
he has to date somebody rite i mean hes only lived alone on an island for like TEN YEARS but yeah hes supes desperate for somebody fuckin anybody
are u shittin me rn

There were...
Circumstances.
My splinters had been practically indoctrinating him.

oh shut the fuck up
ur splinters are still u and ur not like that
and jakes tough
and he loves u
do u know what kinda shit ppl go thru for that junk?
ppl whod really really wanted something like that for themselves 2
and ur actin like its somethin u just made up and tricked him into doin
if he heard u say this stuff he'd punch ur teeth in
next pillow i throw is gonna really be stuffed w bricks if u keep this up

... Regardless.
It is definitively over.
It's just like you said.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out.

its not the end of the world
literally if we were home it would be but its not
there are gonna be other boys 4 both of us
i know ur not gonna feel like that rn or prob 4 like a long time but its true
so yea
we are also back to me stayin w u in singledom its a stri-lal celibacy pact

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