Mikura "Kazu" Kazuma (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thoughtformed2013-04-26 08:34 pm
lightmyfire) wrote in thoughtformed2013-04-26 08:34 pm
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A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...
private
so u c
u get what im puttin down?
Re: private
I mean, I appreciate you dropping some truth on me, Rox.
I'm all about full disclosure and keeping it real.
But no, I don't?
private
jake obviously liked u or he wouldnt have dated u
thats a fact
ur just not smooth enough to what
trick him into it??
u honestly expect me to believe u can mindfuck ppl into goin out w u
if u can do that why the fuck are u wastin it on dates?
thats the gayest thing ive ever heard and we have talked about dick in butt stuff like multiple times
seriously
u cant do it
sry2say but ur not that much of a mastermanipulator yet
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Rox, I'm gonna have to disabuse you of a notion.
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so what u think english was so desperate 4 a date hed just decided 2 go 4 u?
yea cuz thats the word i totally use to describe him
desperate
he has to date somebody rite i mean hes only lived alone on an island for like TEN YEARS but yeah hes supes desperate for somebody fuckin anybody
are u shittin me rn
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Circumstances.
My splinters had been practically indoctrinating him.
private
ur splinters are still u and ur not like that
and jakes tough
and he loves u
do u know what kinda shit ppl go thru for that junk?
ppl whod really really wanted something like that for themselves 2
and ur actin like its somethin u just made up and tricked him into doin
if he heard u say this stuff he'd punch ur teeth in
next pillow i throw is gonna really be stuffed w bricks if u keep this up
Re: private
It is definitively over.
It's just like you said.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out.
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literally if we were home it would be but its not
there are gonna be other boys 4 both of us
i know ur not gonna feel like that rn or prob 4 like a long time but its true
so yea
we are also back to me stayin w u in singledom its a stri-lal celibacy pact
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You like dating, right?
The dates being shitty notwithstanding.
private
but not as much as i like u
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Look.
If I promise to... think about going on a date, will that be enough to satisfy a Stri-Lal noncelibacy pact?
private
ur idiocy knows no bounds today
im not not datin bc i want u to date
im not datin so i can spend time w u baron shitlord von shitlonia
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There's no reason for you to isolate yourself.
It would be pretty goddam ironic if after years of lacking any human contact we bolted the doors to it at first opportunity.
private
im makin snacks for the spiderbitch rescue jamboree
we still go to school
im gonna visit rosie and davey at their jobs
the only diff is i wont waste spare time chasin bois
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private
well see