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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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[uneulogized]

I am going to take the positive spin on that because otherwise it wreaks of desperation.

[fuckincakewake]

got that rite
im practically oozin positivity

[uneulogized]

Gonna remind me what the positive spin is? I'm drawing a blank.

[fuckincakewake]

no ring
no commitments
i can date whoever the hell i want
(also this is only kisnda true i have a rin but its not 4 marryiage)

[uneulogized]

You can commit to something without being bound by holy matrimony.

What's your ring for, anyway?

[fuckincakewake]

lol
its not a chastity ring lbr

[uneulogized]

Okay.

[uneulogized]

Doesn't actually answer my question.

[fuckincakewake]

its not somethin i share w guys i only went on 1 date w