Regarding The Not-So-Mysterious Disappearance of Vriska Serket.

[justletmeknow]

If you're having trouble finding her, just let me know. I can help!

Comments

[thneed]

I've had that happen before. I guess some people just need more time to like certain people and all you can do is try to win them over and eventually she'll come around.

Probably.

[fuckincakewake]

nah man
rosie doesnt do anything 4 no reason
but he is cute
im gonna come over and show u how he fits in my purse!!
its super cute
he eats reese peeses rite from my handdd

[thneed]

--You mean his mouth actually opens?

[fuckincakewake]

actuuuuually i guess ive never really seen it??
i hold them out and
huh
well prob who knows

[thneed]

Hmmm. I guess we can find out.
I mean it would have to right? He doesn't absorb food. ...Or does he?

[fuckincakewake]

i just told u how cute he is ridin around in my purse and u wana watch him munchin on snacks?
i look pretty cute carryin him 2 u know

[thneed]

You'd look cute carrying any animal though.
I'm curious how he munches! I need to know if I can feed him pancakes and marshmallows.

[fuckincakewake]

awwwwwww
more curious about him than me hmmmmmmm
o i c

[thneed]

What? Am I supposed to be more curious about how you munch?

[fuckincakewake]

um my munch
this just went a weird direction

[thneed]

Like munchin'... on food.

Yeaaaaah.
Are you still coming over to put him in your purse?

[justletmeknow]

No, she'll continue to tell her friends to avoid me even though I haven't done anything to them.

[justletmeknow]

I don't understand, but it's nothing I can help.

[thneed]

I think she doesn't like your face...

[justletmeknow]

I never considered that, but it's true humans dislike many things for reasons that make less sense.

[thneed]

Yeah. Some of us are just plain nonsensical.

[justletmeknow]

Humans are interesting. Trolls are also very interesting!

[justletmeknow]

It's too bad about their numbers. I would have liked to observe more of them.

[thneed]

Too bad.

I'm really just doing this to confuse him. Sorry Once-ler.

[justletmeknow]

I've mentioned before I would have liked to know what trolls were like before they were on the verge of extinction. They possess all the basic qualities of humanity and call them by different names. Take "empathy" for example. To a troll, "empathy" is called "pity." To further emphasize their rhetoric: a strong and selfish love in which both parties mistreat and harm each other is known to them as a form of hatred. Humans classify unstable individuals as abnormal, while trolls seem to consider their relatively stable individuals as abnormal.

Some of them would argue to their deaths their belief there's no similarity between the two very different classifications of emotions when in actuality only their labels and stability are obviously different beyond their physical appearance, which is also quite human.

[justletmeknow]

I don't have emotions and I'm not invested in either culture. As a consequence of that fact, I'm not swayed by their arguments or labels. I see what they do for what they do even though I don't always understand it.

[justletmeknow]

Their behaviour is ultimately the same, but with trolls it's marked by a much more dramatic flair.

mission accomplished.

[thneed]

Uh.

[ don't let the cabbit outsmart you. just pretend you know what he's talking about. ]

Yeah, exactly! They're just more dramatic. ...because of the slightly different environments or something.

I seek only to thoroughly ruin his understanding of everything.

[justletmeknow]

Once-ler, what's your favourite animal?

why this

[thneed]

...Snails?