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I don't know why anyone would like to create a fictional character like me.

BARRY!

Wait, you're real? I figured he was just making up his friends from home to get sympathy.

You find him annoying, then.

Sometimes? I mean, it's not like any one else is all that great or anything, so I'm learning to let most of it slide. Or cover Molly's ears before she hears anything too nasty.

Are you a runaway?

What? No. How the hell is that any of your business? My mom's dead, cabrón.

I thought I saw you on a ... poster.

Wait, seriously? From who? I don't really think Ultron's like, putting out milk carton ads or whatever.

That's because Ultron is a supervillain.

Right, but he's also my dad.

Supervillains don't put out posters.

It was sort of a joke.

Hi, my name's Victor. Nathan was pretty noisy about his powers, so we've sort of let him band together with us sometimes.

He only has one power.

uh yeah. But he's pretty mouthy about its multiple uses. He apparently died once already on the volcano, though I bet he's gonna want to brag about that to you directly.

... He shouldn't be hurting himself.

He was saving Hanna, I think.

... He was being heroic.

Apparently.

NO! Absofuckinglutely not! I was saving my own ears by getting his screaming arse off the volcano.

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