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TEXAS ([personal profile] texasifyit) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-05-05 09:25 am
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Guys, guys, I got it!! I finally got the idea down for THE PERFECT CAR!!

So right, it should OBVIOUSLY be in the shape of a dinosaur, right?? Because what's more badass than a dinosaur?? AND IT NEEDS TO SHOOT FIRE, like dinosaurs do!!



But then I thought, wait, what if I wanna break stuff, too? Fire can't break stuff, it can only burn it, which is pretty cool but sometimes you just gotta SMASH things!! So I thought, let's add a battering ram to it!



OBVIOUSLY it needs the metal point at the front. Actually, the WHOLE THING should be metal! Wood is for losers!!!!

BUT THEN I thought, what if I need to grab stuff?? Like, if there are HUNDREDS of robots coming at me and I need to catch a bunch of them and THROW them at the other robots so they EXPLODE?? So obviously what this car needs is ROBOT HANDS!!!!



OBVIOUSLY the hands will also shoot missiles and bombs and rockets, just hands would be boring.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Awesome, right? I thought so.
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badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ ("When did you get so old?")

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-05-05 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
When do we start?
texasifyit: (GREAT IDEA RIGHT?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-05 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW!! I'll move the car to make room to work on!!
oftpartitioned: (And I- I- I- I)

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texasifyit: (And them we PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-05 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Really????

Awesome!!! Come over, quick! You can help me push this car!! It's actually kinda hard without the wheels.And then we can go and find a FLAME THROWER!
oftpartitioned: (of sandals and shorts.)

[personal profile] oftpartitioned 2013-05-05 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
no! I already called shotgun for life!!
texasifyit: (You shouldn't have defied TEXAS)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-05 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Guys, it's ok - We can have a shotgun in ALL of our seats!!

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badnewsboy: ⎨ ғᴇʀʀʏ ⎬ (Running is a victory.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-05-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be home before midnight!
swordhappy: (super unimpressed)

[personal profile] swordhappy 2013-05-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is not about what time you return.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (You got to weigh what you say)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-05-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'll eat all my vegetables.
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[personal profile] swordhappy 2013-05-06 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure the All-Mother would be thrilled to hear it, but that is not my point either.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (Try hard to do your best)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-05-06 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll be taking my lodging partner and driving around New Moore in our armored, fire-breathing Midgardian utility vehicle.

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swordhappy: (facepalm)

[personal profile] swordhappy 2013-05-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Loki...
texasifyit: (WOAH WHAT WAS THAT!)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-07 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Woah!!! How did you do that??
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (I am the reason for every coup.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-05-07 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Immeasurable talent.
texasifyit: (GREAT IDEA RIGHT?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
TEACH ME!! I totally want to do that too!!

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swordhappy: (don't you sass me spider-man)

[personal profile] swordhappy 2013-05-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Your opinion does not matter!
texasifyit: (I don't see the point of that)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! It totally does! Who do you think came up with this idea!!
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Was that supposed to impress me?
texasifyit: (Oh sure let's plaaaaaan things)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2013-05-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, duh, it's an AWESOME idea.

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