thoughtformed | (no subject)

Ikari Shinji.

Because you are an important person to me, and because you have an attractive figure, I would like to escort you to the upcoming dance.

While, in the absence of familiar faces, I am uncertain what manner of competition I would be facing, I would like to assure you of several reasons why I am a desirable date.

1) Even when events beyond my control forced me into a hostage situation, you were not among those I took captive. This is because of my high regard for you, and also aesthetic appreciation of you.

2) I am financially secure, and would be capable of providing material comforts and entertainments, if there are any that you desire.

3) I have a manly aroma.

4) I only narrowly lost a beauty competition with Alois, who is known to be extremely good-looking as well. (This is something all three of us have in common.)

5) My understanding of humor is progressing.

6) My beats are relatively ill.

Additionally, I am familiar with the concept of 'playing hard to get,' and I can assure you that I will be both ardent and persistent if you wish me to continue demonstrating why we should attend together. I have advisors to appraise me of any nuances of courtship I might overlook, so I can confidently state that I will be 'smooth' as well.

Uh, really? I was thinking of just wearing my school uniform...

Yes.

The other applicable adjective is "Roaring."

I think I remember that from school... With the flappers, right?

Are we getting guns, too?

Um, Kaworu-kun... do you wear cologne?

Those would be harder to rent. However, if you wanted...

I wear it when it is important to present myself as virile and masculine.

This is the first time.

I mean!! You shouldn't wear it if you don't want to!

I haven't met them... they said you should wear cologne?

But then all you could smell would be the cologne, not you...