mass-text to the ya (except noh-varr)

[gottagofast]

To: NEW MOORE YA [KB, Billy, The Green Menace, Scott]

It's a friday night, we're all relatively young and good-looking folks, why the hell aren't we out doing something reckless and irresponsible?

I'm thinking drinks at the sketchiest bar we can find, then maybe a patrol, and then back to the bar for another round. That counts as "team bonding", right?

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[soundofmagic]

Did you seriously just call me a poop?

Ugh, fine. But I'm only going to make sure we all live to tell the tale.

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[badnewsboy]

I'm sure they won't throw is in Midgardian jail. Not us, we're all too pretty to go to Midgardian jail.

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[dontmccallmyname]

Okay if billys gonna make sure we dont die or get thrown in jail I guess I can go. No offense to anyone else

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[gottagofast]

Glad to see some of us are still keeping the Young Avengers tradition of being a total pussy in the face of illegal activity alive. If we're doing this then let's go

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[dontmccallmyname]

Dude my best friends dads the sheriff, okay. Old habits die hard. I'll meet you guys there