mass-text to the ya (except noh-varr)

[gottagofast]

To: NEW MOORE YA [KB, Billy, The Green Menace, Scott]

It's a friday night, we're all relatively young and good-looking folks, why the hell aren't we out doing something reckless and irresponsible?

I'm thinking drinks at the sketchiest bar we can find, then maybe a patrol, and then back to the bar for another round. That counts as "team bonding", right?

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[hawkingbird]

Do you mean sketchy as in "when was the last time the vampire cleaned" or sketchy as in "I'm pretty sure Lau sells drugs"? I'm not sure you can GET any sketchier.

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[gottagofast]

I'm talking sketchy as in "totally willing to believe the Littlest Loki is a young-looking 22".

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[hawkingbird]

Definitely Lau's then.

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[badnewsboy]

He said I could come by whenever I wanted.

Imagine that!

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[dontmccallmyname]

Dude that entire place smells like drugs all the time

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[badnewsboy]

I'd assume it does because he's producing them.

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[dontmccallmyname]

No I mean I know THAT just like. No the police probably isnt gonna crash in while were there right

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[hawkingbird]

They haven't yet, have they?

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[hawkingbird]

Live a little, Scott.

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[badnewsboy]

I believe I may need to bring my most believable form of identification. You know, for posterity.

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[hawkingbird]

... Just how many do you have?

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[soundofmagic]

Not unless you have an Identakid card.

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[soundofmagic]

Anyway, I'm kind of with Scott on this one, guys. The place is a total drug den. I can't believe NMPD isn't camping out there 24/7.

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[badnewsboy]

If we get into trouble, I'll get us out! That's what you have me for, isn't it? In and out of trouble! I'm famous for this!

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[soundofmagic]

You're not famous for getting out of trouble, you're famous for BEING trouble.

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[badnewsboy]

But I'm still here! Which means that I must've gotten out of trouble because I'm not in trouble now.

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[badnewsboy]

Don't be a poop, Billy! Let's go have fun.

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[soundofmagic]

Did you seriously just call me a poop?

Ugh, fine. But I'm only going to make sure we all live to tell the tale.

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[badnewsboy]

I'm sure they won't throw is in Midgardian jail. Not us, we're all too pretty to go to Midgardian jail.

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[dontmccallmyname]

Okay if billys gonna make sure we dont die or get thrown in jail I guess I can go. No offense to anyone else

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[gottagofast]

Glad to see some of us are still keeping the Young Avengers tradition of being a total pussy in the face of illegal activity alive. If we're doing this then let's go

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[dontmccallmyname]

Dude my best friends dads the sheriff, okay. Old habits die hard. I'll meet you guys there