mass-text to the ya (except noh-varr)

[gottagofast]

To: NEW MOORE YA [KB, Billy, The Green Menace, Scott]

It's a friday night, we're all relatively young and good-looking folks, why the hell aren't we out doing something reckless and irresponsible?

I'm thinking drinks at the sketchiest bar we can find, then maybe a patrol, and then back to the bar for another round. That counts as "team bonding", right?

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[hawkingbird]

Definitely Lau's then.

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[badnewsboy]

He said I could come by whenever I wanted.

Imagine that!

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[dontmccallmyname]

Dude that entire place smells like drugs all the time

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[badnewsboy]

I'd assume it does because he's producing them.

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[dontmccallmyname]

No I mean I know THAT just like. No the police probably isnt gonna crash in while were there right

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[hawkingbird]

They haven't yet, have they?

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[hawkingbird]

Live a little, Scott.

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[badnewsboy]

I believe I may need to bring my most believable form of identification. You know, for posterity.

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[hawkingbird]

... Just how many do you have?

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[soundofmagic]

Not unless you have an Identakid card.

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[soundofmagic]

Anyway, I'm kind of with Scott on this one, guys. The place is a total drug den. I can't believe NMPD isn't camping out there 24/7.

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[badnewsboy]

If we get into trouble, I'll get us out! That's what you have me for, isn't it? In and out of trouble! I'm famous for this!

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[soundofmagic]

You're not famous for getting out of trouble, you're famous for BEING trouble.

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[badnewsboy]

But I'm still here! Which means that I must've gotten out of trouble because I'm not in trouble now.

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[badnewsboy]

Don't be a poop, Billy! Let's go have fun.

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[soundofmagic]

Did you seriously just call me a poop?

Ugh, fine. But I'm only going to make sure we all live to tell the tale.

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[badnewsboy]

I'm sure they won't throw is in Midgardian jail. Not us, we're all too pretty to go to Midgardian jail.

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[dontmccallmyname]

Okay if billys gonna make sure we dont die or get thrown in jail I guess I can go. No offense to anyone else

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[gottagofast]

Glad to see some of us are still keeping the Young Avengers tradition of being a total pussy in the face of illegal activity alive. If we're doing this then let's go

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[dontmccallmyname]

Dude my best friends dads the sheriff, okay. Old habits die hard. I'll meet you guys there