happy newmooreiversary to me

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Comments

[ohmycod]

also whats a paradaughter

[callbacks]

i never knew that was going to be a sentence i needed to hear

[callbacks]

i mashed up paradox and daughter
a daughter is a human kinship thing dont worry about it
i guess i couldve gone with paradancestor but daughter had the same vowel sound as dox and im predisposed to rhyme

[ohmycod]

oh so a human dancestor thing
so like i forget what a daughter is
actually wait have i efin been told that yet
roxy is a human mom thing
are you a daughter

[callbacks]

what no im moms son
you know ectobiologically speaking
rose is her daughter
daughters are girls

[ohmycod]

this human shit is way too complicated
ok so a mom is like a ancestor
but specifically a chick
and older???
and daughters are like descendants but only girls

so
am i a mom

[callbacks]

uh
not
necessarily??
there are other things you could be but i guess if your ghost slime was mixed the way moms and bros was
fuck but there are like twenty four of you is it still two apiece

[callbacks]

we just dont know

[ohmycod]

man no one in my session did any slime mixin
i think that was all karkrabs team
so idk
it would be kinda nice havin my dancestor around
did i tell you shes adorabubble

[callbacks]

you mightve mentioned it once or twice
i remember her
shes nice

[ohmycod]

hey if she ever does turn up
you mind like tryin to keep me from forkin her if i try it
itd kinda suck you know

[callbacks]

yeah no problem
my turn for meenah duty anyway since mom already had her go

[ohmycod]

oh
pinky
just between you and me and your cape
you shore she aint pissed at me
she seems way too frondly conchsidering i tried krillin her and hurt her and shit

[callbacks]

well
i cant speak for her
but if she said shes not mad shes probably not mad
the whole saying the opposite of what you mean thing is more roses or kidbros thing
i mean i do it too but thats just irony
its not really the same thing

[callbacks]

if it was me i wouldnt be mad

[ohmycod]

you and her got somefin weird goin on
being all nice and shit when being pissed is like 100 perchcent justified
probubbly genetic
dont get it dont think its healthy
but whatevs
guess its kinda cool
kinda cute in a horrible messed up alien way rly

[callbacks]

i got cheesed off at kaworu once for pulling that villain shit actually
but i think
a big part of why i was mad was that mostly he just seemed like normal
like it couldve been a normal thing for him to do even without the weird island circumstances
and the other part was my friends were getting hurt
and i dont take kindly to that

[callbacks]

this time around it was pretty obvious that whatever was happening it wasnt really our you so itd be kind of dumb to hold a grudge for that

[ohmycod]

our you

[thneed]

You became a mom to get free cupcakes off of me.

[ohmycod]

yeah but i was just messin wit you to get free shit
btw not as good as mine

[thneed]

That's good to know. I was a tiny bit concerned about that.
Well you're kind of a confectionery genius so I'll give you that one. My specialty is in pancakes.

[ohmycod]

i can respect a good pancake
you should make me some sometime

[thneed]

I'd be happy to!

[ohmycod]

38D yesss