happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

DID YOU HAVE ANY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM.

[thneed]

How personal can you get with fish?

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT!

[thneed]

I guess as close as you can get with like... a dog.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT JADE RIGHT NOW.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW CLOSE CAN YOU GET WITH A HUMAN DOG.

AW.

[thneed]

Some people consider dogs closer to them than they are with other people...
So I guess really close.

[thneed]

But maybe not as close to a fish as a dog because there's the restrictions put in place by the fish needing to be in the water.

Though my fish didn't seem to need it half the time. They walked around on their fins.

DAMMIT WRONG ONE. FUCK YOU GMAIL. I EVEN SAW THIS SECOND COMMENT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO ON THIS SCALE WHERE WOULD YOU RANK YOURSELF

[thneed]

Um.

[thneed]

...

[thneed]

What?

[thneed]

I don't know what to make of this thing. I like that fish's hat?

[thneed]

Where did you even find a dog shark?

[thneed]

Okay. Hold on. I'm-

[thneed]

What?

[thneed]

...

/done.

[thneed]

"Fish are pretty cool I guess we hang out sometimes."

1/3

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH I GUESS I CAN SEE HOW THE SCALE WAS CONFUSING
NEXT TIME I'LL NUMBER THE LITTLE LINE DEALIES

THE DIFFERENCE IS VERY DISTINCT YOU SEE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T "FIND" THE "DOG" "SHARK"
I HAD IT SAVED

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY THAT'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A PRETTY CORDIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH FISH!
HOW CAN YOU HANG OUT WITH THEM AND NOT EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES???

[thneed]

You had that saved why?

And I don't know. They never called me by my name. We didn't need names.

[ihateyouetc]

I THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED IT AT SOME POINT OK?
AND I WAS RIGHT! WHO CARES?
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH FISH THAT TRANSCENDS THE BOUNDARIES OF NORMAL HUMAN FRIENDSHIP.

[ohmycod]

what the fuck man fish where "it" is at

[ihateyouetc]

OK YEAH THAT'S AN ANSWER I'D EXPECT FROM YOU
BUT THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN "PUN" ABOUT FISH
HE JUST SAYS THEY'RE USED FOR RHYMING
AND THEN HE HANGS OUT WITH FISH AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES?
THAT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP!

[ohmycod]

you can just chill with some fish without needin to know their names
just hanging
aint nofin wrong with that