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[twicecharmed]

So! Out of curiosity, what is the major bad stuff that happens around here? Are there any culprits? Is there a good vs evil line I should know about? I mean, what goes bump in the night around here and should I know about it?

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[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

How are you settling in, Ms. Piper-san?

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

Ms Piper-san... Okay, just Piper or Mrs. Halliwell will do. And I'm okay! Got a part time job at a bakery until school starts up for the kids again.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah, my apologies, Mrs. Halliwell. I'm Japanese, and you never quite lose the habit of using the proper honorifics. It's not even something I really think about.

Glad to hear it! Until school starts up again? Does that mean you're a teacher?

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

It's fine.

And yeah, I'm the new Home Ec. teacher.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah, of course.

What grades will you be teaching? I'll be a high school senior this upcoming school year.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

The younger kids? Or maybe older.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

If I may say so, that seems awfully inspecific.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

My criteria is "kids who don't give me a hard time"

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah, fair enough.

Well, I may or may not see you in class, then.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

I look forward to it.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

I do as well, Mrs. Halliwell.

Or not, as the case may be.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

Thanks. I... think.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah, pardon me, I was unclear. I merely meant "or not" in the case that you happen to not be one of my teachers.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

Relax. I wasn't offended.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

A relief, to be certain.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

I'll bet. Offending a teacher before they get to teach you is a great offense.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Alas, I would have been doomed to fail.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

Yep. Fs all the way.

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[His voice takes on an obviously overdramatic tone.] And then, after flunking out of school, I would turn to drugs and prostitution, spiraling down into the depths of despair!

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

... How does prostitution and drugs work in magical tinsel town here?

[Audio]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

You know, I don't believe I've actually heard anything about prostitution. Unfortunately, however, New Moore has a drug problem commensurate with a city many times its size.

Believe me, getting into a firefight with several members of a drug cartel is not my idea of a fun way to spend a weekend.

Re: [Audio]

[twicecharmed]

Huh.