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[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

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[myfries]

Hey, Bonnie. Yeah, I got kinda washed up here. You're hanging out, too? That's cool.

What do you think of their story? Bonkers, right?

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[plays_glob]

Well, if you take into consideration the theory of there being an infinite number of universes, then it is entirely possible that there would be one in which fiction was created that accurately portrayed our lives.

In fact, due to the nature of infinite, I would say it's less a possibility and more of an absolute. It doesn't, however, explain why we're here.

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[myfries]

Wait, you seriously buy all that bull? But yeah, I don't know why we're here or how we got here. It's kinda cool, though.

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[plays_glob]

I said it could be true. That's all.

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[myfries]

So then what's your explanation, smartypants? How'd we get here? Is this place even a real place?

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[plays_glob]

I can't give an explanation just by looking around a little. That's not how science works, Marceline. I'd just be pulling things out of my bottom!

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[myfries]

So then science up some way home. It's cool here, but it's kinda butts, too.

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[plays_glob]

Mmmrm. Even assuming I could, it would take a long time. In the meantime, please don't call this place butts.

Evenifitkindofis.

We're basically diplomats here.

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[myfries]

Diplomats? Us? What, are you saying this is like, some kind of interdimensional congress? Even if it were, it's not like anyone else is looking to get anything done.

Maybe it's a vacation.

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[plays_glob]

I suppose the circumstances are a bit...unusual. I wasn't planning on taking a vacation...

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[myfries]

Relax Bonnibel. Being a princess all the time bites big bottoms. It's not like the world's gonna fall apart if you take some time off, right?

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[plays_glob]

Well. I do suppose one of my seventeen contingency plans I have in place for any possible spontaneous prolonged disappearance on my part should keep things in order...for a little while.

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[myfries]

Do they all end with the Candy Kingdom burned to the ground?

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[plays_glob]

MARCELINE. That is NOT something to joke about!

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[myfries]

So, that's a "yes".

Relax. I'm sure it'll be fine. Just kick back and enjoy your vacation. When was the last time you even had a vacation, anyway? Been to the beach?

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[plays_glob]

Uh. Hmm. HMMM.

...Hmm.

I think...the answers are "never" and "no", respectively.

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[myfries]

See? There you go. You need to go to the beach. You know what? I'll go with you. Midnight beach party! If you go during the day, make sure we find a parasol or something. Can't have you being the sole diplomat of Ooo, can we?

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[plays_glob]

Hrrrm. I guess it couldn't hurt...

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[myfries]

See? I'm smart. I have the best ideas, and I know how to relax. You should take lessons from me. You could probably use them.

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[plays_glob]

Yeah, we'll see about that. Just don't make it weird or anything, Marceline. No wolves or tentacle monsters.

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[myfries]

Not even a little wolf? Maybe I can find a squid.

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[plays_glob]

No. No wolves and nothing with tent...

...

What kind of squid?

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[myfries]

I dunno. Whatever I can find, I guess. Something big... and angry! With a huge beak and an insatiable thirst for SUGARY BLOOD!

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[plays_glob]

Hmm. Squid don't feed on blood and they have a preference for fish, not sugar.

If you can, find a giant squid. They're very rare and I have never had the opportunity to study one.

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[myfries]

Well, has anyone ever asked a squid what it wants to eat? Maybe it just needs a sample... a taste of your sugary blood. Then it'll be filled with craving! And a lust for candy that can never be quenched!