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[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

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[myfries]

Do they all end with the Candy Kingdom burned to the ground?

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[plays_glob]

MARCELINE. That is NOT something to joke about!

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[myfries]

So, that's a "yes".

Relax. I'm sure it'll be fine. Just kick back and enjoy your vacation. When was the last time you even had a vacation, anyway? Been to the beach?

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[plays_glob]

Uh. Hmm. HMMM.

...Hmm.

I think...the answers are "never" and "no", respectively.

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[myfries]

See? There you go. You need to go to the beach. You know what? I'll go with you. Midnight beach party! If you go during the day, make sure we find a parasol or something. Can't have you being the sole diplomat of Ooo, can we?

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[plays_glob]

Hrrrm. I guess it couldn't hurt...

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[myfries]

See? I'm smart. I have the best ideas, and I know how to relax. You should take lessons from me. You could probably use them.

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[plays_glob]

Yeah, we'll see about that. Just don't make it weird or anything, Marceline. No wolves or tentacle monsters.

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[myfries]

Not even a little wolf? Maybe I can find a squid.

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[plays_glob]

No. No wolves and nothing with tent...

...

What kind of squid?

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[myfries]

I dunno. Whatever I can find, I guess. Something big... and angry! With a huge beak and an insatiable thirst for SUGARY BLOOD!

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[plays_glob]

Hmm. Squid don't feed on blood and they have a preference for fish, not sugar.

If you can, find a giant squid. They're very rare and I have never had the opportunity to study one.

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[myfries]

Well, has anyone ever asked a squid what it wants to eat? Maybe it just needs a sample... a taste of your sugary blood. Then it'll be filled with craving! And a lust for candy that can never be quenched!

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[plays_glob]

You're silly, Marceline. We can play whatever spooky~~~ beach games you want when we're actually there.

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[myfries]

Well, it's not as much fun if you're not already scared when you get there.

Besides, you've never been. You don't know what lives at the beach. Giant crabs, and swarms of flesh-eating sand lice!

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[plays_glob]

You know? You may be right after all. This vacation could prove to be very enjoyable and relaxing. I would be fascinated to see the native fauna.

[ Sorry, Marcie. PB knows you. You could not scare here in a thousand years. ]

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[myfries]

This is way easier to do with Finn. If I'd said that stuff to him, he'd be wetting his little pants and probably crying about it.

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[plays_glob]

Hehe. Of course, you dork. He's young and pretty naive. He takes things people say too seriously.

Especially when said people are obviously playing.

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[myfries]

Playing? Psh. Says you. What if I was totally serious and wanted to drop a flesh-eating squid on your head?

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[plays_glob]

Uh, then you would be totally out of your mind? That would be stupid, dangerous, AND absolutely uncalled for.

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[myfries]

In other words: fun.

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[plays_glob]

I swear to Glob, if you really think you're going to do that, I am never going to speak to you again and you can find someone else here to terrorize.

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[myfries]

Sheesh. Gotta rain on everyone's parade, don't you? Careful you don't melt.

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[plays_glob]

I don't think it's an unfair request to not have a flesh-eating squid dropped on me.

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[myfries]

You don't think you could fight it off? Maybe I could help. It'd be like, a fight to the death!