reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] reanimated) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-07-14 10:41 pm
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Everything is ruined, nothing is okay

Robocop, I will go to church with you every Sunday if you make the bloody alien hellscape go away
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reanimated: (oh for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, fuck me, there are no churches. WELL I'LL BUILD ONE WITH MY BARE HANDS please make the hearts stop beating
reanimated: (the fuck is going on?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
That one president's ugly wife was right
reanimated: (please with plums on top?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR THE TIME I PUT BLEACH IN THE SEAGRAMS BOTTLES? Cos for the last time that wasn't me.
reanimated: (please with plums on top?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Heavenly father I know I'm not a good person but surely I don't deserve this. Right? I've done some alright things in my life! One time I put my coat down for an old lady crossing the street, I mean she tripped and broke her hip anyway but IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, ISN'T IT?
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God, old ladies
reanimated: (decidedly not talking about it)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm having flashbacks, everything sagged
easy_a: (Yeaaaahno)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Am I allowed to ask what the fuck is going on, or am I gonna be kept in the dark --like it feels I've been for months?
reanimated: (SAVE ME BARRY)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
ALISHA
reanimated: (the fuck is going on?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Alisha Alisha Alisha, don't turn on your telly, save yourself. Run!
easy_a: (Incredulous)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Run /where/?

We're on an island. Not a very big one at that.

And why can't I turn on the telly? What did you do?
reanimated: (reason with me here robocop)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't do anything this time, honestly!
reanimated: (taking the piss)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)



I'm ninety-five percent certain I had nothing to do with it!
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Or did I? Oh Jesus
easy_a: (Shut up)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
NATHAN.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON?

Is it really that hard to answer?
reanimated: (MASSIVE BREASTS!)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
MY FLATMATE KIDNAPPED HIMSELF INTO THE TELLY AND NOW HE WON'T STOP 69ING HIMSELF AND HE'S UNDERAGE AND ALSO THERE'S BLOODY ORGANS EVERYWHERE? WHY? WHY ORGANS? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING LOOKING?
easy_a: (Sarcastic seductress)

[switching to private]

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
STOP.

Just slow the fuck down for a minute.

1. How did your flatmate get into the TV?

2. A person can't 69 themselves. Except for probably Rudy, but I REALLY don't want to think about that.

3. WHY THE FUCK do you have guts all over the place?

4. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLEANED THEM UP TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE????
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[ alisha you're an angel too PRIVATE TIMES wink ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE, THANK YOU. REALLY. If I didn't need therapy before, I need it now

Ughhhhhh Christ. It's some shite sci-fi logic that I don't pretend to understand but surely I've told you about the time I SOMEHOW got kidnapped into the telly and spilled my secrets to everyone cos it was absolutely the time of my life, let me tell you

AND THE GUTS AREN'T IN MY FLAT! They're on TV. cos that's a great thing to show the world
easy_a: (What was that?)

[ private times oh myyyy ]

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, weirder-than-storm-powers sort of shit. You try unplugging the telly? Or changing the channel?

Worse case, just mute it and throw a blanket over it. Problem solved.
symbioteclone: (Default)

[personal profile] symbioteclone 2013-07-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
That show was real? That's seriously messed up.
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's like the time that video game fucker thought Barry was Conti except there's a blood river! And I'm not going to rob a bank this time! Probably!
easy_a: (Scoff)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Can't rob a bank without Simon anyways, so don't even think about it.

See: my last text
easy_a: (Okaaaaay)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
well, not the granny fucker thing. I know about that.

It's still sick.
reanimated: (piss & vinegar)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
OH FUCK OFF SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL ONCE
easy_a: (Amused)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
For all of 24 hours.

You sure can pick 'em; so proud of you.
reanimated: (boring shit)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, you've met Ramona, I'm doing better.
easy_a: (So. Are you going to buy me a drink?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she's secretly a gran too.

You ever think to ask?
notvictorious: (you've been the)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-07-15 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what to say.
reanimated: (oh for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Say you'll make Karkat stop talking in front of a blood ocean.
reanimated: (the fuck is going on?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
WHOSE BLOOD IS IT?
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Why's there so much of it
reanimated: (the fuck is going on?)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Is it mine? It's mine isn't it oh fuck
notvictorious: (I would've figured you out)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-07-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
uh Why would it be yours?
notvictorious: (Would you have loved me either way?)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-07-15 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Scale of 1 to 10, how high are you right now?
reanimated: (oh christ she's dead)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
/!\ THIS IS NOT AN ADMISSION OF GUILT /!\ CRAZY FUCKING POLICE OFFICERS STAY AWAY /!\

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Edited 2013-07-15 06:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-07-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, sleep it off. We will figure out how to get him out in the morning.
subspaceflowers: (embarrassed)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. You okay?
reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I think Lau sold me a bad batch
subspaceflowers: (listen)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I think a lot of people saw it. He'd have had to have spiked everyone.

Do you need me to do anything? You know.. I'm here for you. If you need me to be.
reanimated: (charming fuck)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're an angel. You're a right saint. Are you also a gran by any chance
reanimated: (oh for fuck's sake)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, ignore that.
reanimated: (oh christ she's dead)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Unless you are one
subspaceflowers: (surprise)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah. Ignoring that.
subspaceflowers: (embarrassed)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to extend the offer. Even if we're not like, super-official or anything, I just wanted you to know that I do care. So.. just.. yeah. That.
reanimated: (fuss fuss fuss)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
No no no, don't be sad. Come over. DON'T GO INTO THE TOILET but come over
subspaceflowers: (surprise)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with your bathroom? Is it that bad?
reanimated: (that'd be interesting if i cared)

[ private to ramona ]

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-07-15 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
My stomach does not respond well to seeing blood oceans and organs everywhere
subspaceflowers: (listen)

[Private to Nathan]

[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-07-15 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.. geez. Gotcha. Um... do you need like.. soup or something to calm your nerves? Anything at all I can bring?

I'm sorry, I'm really bad at this.
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