thoughtformed | Everything is ruined, nothing is okay

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Everything is ruined, nothing is okay

Robocop, I will go to church with you every Sunday if you make the bloody alien hellscape go away

I'm having flashbacks, everything sagged

...Am I allowed to ask what the fuck is going on, or am I gonna be kept in the dark --like it feels I've been for months?

ALISHA

Alisha Alisha Alisha, don't turn on your telly, save yourself. Run!

Run /where/?

We're on an island. Not a very big one at that.

And why can't I turn on the telly? What did you do?

I didn't do anything this time, honestly!

I'm ninety-five percent certain I had nothing to do with it!

Or did I? Oh Jesus

NATHAN.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON?

Is it really that hard to answer?

MY FLATMATE KIDNAPPED HIMSELF INTO THE TELLY AND NOW HE WON'T STOP 69ING HIMSELF AND HE'S UNDERAGE AND ALSO THERE'S BLOODY ORGANS EVERYWHERE? WHY? WHY ORGANS? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING LOOKING?

STOP.

Just slow the fuck down for a minute.

1. How did your flatmate get into the TV?

2. A person can't 69 themselves. Except for probably Rudy, but I REALLY don't want to think about that.

3. WHY THE FUCK do you have guts all over the place?

4. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLEANED THEM UP TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE????

AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE, THANK YOU. REALLY. If I didn't need therapy before, I need it now

Ughhhhhh Christ. It's some shite sci-fi logic that I don't pretend to understand but surely I've told you about the time I SOMEHOW got kidnapped into the telly and spilled my secrets to everyone cos it was absolutely the time of my life, let me tell you

AND THE GUTS AREN'T IN MY FLAT! They're on TV. cos that's a great thing to show the world

Okay, so, weirder-than-storm-powers sort of shit. You try unplugging the telly? Or changing the channel?

Worse case, just mute it and throw a blanket over it. Problem solved.