reanimated: (what the absolute fuck)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] reanimated) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-07-14 10:41 pm

Everything is ruined, nothing is okay

Robocop, I will go to church with you every Sunday if you make the bloody alien hellscape go away
easy_a: (Yeaaaahno)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Am I allowed to ask what the fuck is going on, or am I gonna be kept in the dark --like it feels I've been for months?
easy_a: (Incredulous)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Run /where/?

We're on an island. Not a very big one at that.

And why can't I turn on the telly? What did you do?
easy_a: (Shut up)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
NATHAN.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON?

Is it really that hard to answer?
easy_a: (Sarcastic seductress)

[switching to private]

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
STOP.

Just slow the fuck down for a minute.

1. How did your flatmate get into the TV?

2. A person can't 69 themselves. Except for probably Rudy, but I REALLY don't want to think about that.

3. WHY THE FUCK do you have guts all over the place?

4. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLEANED THEM UP TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE????
easy_a: (What was that?)

[ private times oh myyyy ]

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, weirder-than-storm-powers sort of shit. You try unplugging the telly? Or changing the channel?

Worse case, just mute it and throw a blanket over it. Problem solved.
symbioteclone: (Default)

[personal profile] symbioteclone 2013-07-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
That show was real? That's seriously messed up.
easy_a: (Scoff)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Can't rob a bank without Simon anyways, so don't even think about it.

See: my last text
easy_a: (Okaaaaay)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
well, not the granny fucker thing. I know about that.

It's still sick.
easy_a: (Amused)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
For all of 24 hours.

You sure can pick 'em; so proud of you.
easy_a: (So.  Are you going to buy me a drink?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-07-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she's secretly a gran too.

You ever think to ask?