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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

Comments

[thneed]

[ fgihtrightrhgtrig ]

This has nothing to do with pizza.

[alwaysimpure]

Make up a jingle and let me deal with the bikini?

[SELFLESS SACRIFICE.]

[thneed]

I don't want you to deal with the bikini!

No more bikini.

[alwaysimpure]

There will be no bikini?

[thneed]

STOP.

No bikini making. She'll still wear hers.
At the beach.
Where bikini's belong.

[alwaysimpure]

Excellent!

My work here is done.

[fuckincakewake]

u ruined it

[alwaysimpure]

Being a hero is a thankless job.

How can I make it up to you?

[fuckincakewake]

ur not a hero
i will get my bikini job

[alwaysimpure]

...is it really so difficult for someone who looks like you to get a job working in a bikini for someone who isn't, er, isn't Once-ler?

[fuckincakewake]

whats wrong w workin for oncie

[alwaysimpure]

Nothing, though I pay better. But you really shouldn't fluster that bloke, he might explode.

[fuckincakewake]

its cute
how do u advertise magic w bikinis

[alwaysimpure]

There is nothing you can't advertise with bikinis, if it's the right body in said bikini.

[fuckincakewake]

i guess its not any weirder than pizza n bikinis

[thneed]

I'm pretty sure you don't.

[fuckincakewake]

yea
bout that
davey says he makes 65 boonbucks an hour??

[thneed]

He's a really good employee.

[alwaysimpure]

How much do you pay?

Seriously, actually, because I have no idea how much I should.

[thneed]

Seriously, Sirius? I pay whatever I feel like.
You should at least be over 10 dollars an hour for it to be a good job.

[fuckincakewake]

what

[thneed]

Sorry. Sirius made it weird.

[fuckincakewake]

im weird?

[thneed]

No, not you. The situation.

[fuckincakewake]

not 2 me