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[arachnologist]

Am I just not cool enough to get a roommate?

Still here, by the way.

Can I get a roll call or something?

This is probably sort of belated, but I've been busy. Like. Really. You don't even know.

That sounds weak even to me. Let's move on.

So. Summer. What do people do here? That aren't, like. Summer camp age. Definitely outgrew that at fourteen years old. Can't really do internships anymore, that's pretty much off the table. I mean, I guess I still could, but wow, let's not get sidetracked.

I don't know if I want a job. I'm still figuring that out. Just a way to pass the time is all I'm really looking for. Does this question get asked constantly? I bet it does. I'm not looking.

Okay, here's a really morbid question. I have a good reason for asking, just bear with me. Is there a cemetery here? There has to be. Near the hospital, maybe? God.

How do people sign off on their posts? I'm just full of great questions today. It feels weird just leaving it, you know? I haven't done the online blogging thing since, uh. Ever? Right. Okay, whatever. If anyone wants to reach me personally, the important people should have my number. Thanks.

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[symbioteclone]

I was a waitress before these superpowered teens destroyed the place. Was thinking about doing that again here. Hopefully the restaurant doesn't meet the same end?

[arachnologist]

Pretty sure there's an abundance of superpowered teens here, too. Or superpowered somethings. I haven't really, you know, made an index yet.

[symbioteclone]

Urgh. You're right, it does seem that way, doesn't it? I wonder if it's worth the risk.

[arachnologist]

The alternative is sitting around your apartment all day hoping that doesn't get blown up by superpowered teens, so, uh. I guess it's a sort of damned if you do thing?

[symbioteclone]

I guess you are the smart one. Good logic. I'm sending in the application.

[arachnologist]

Good luck. Look, I'm really not the smart one, but if I was - and I'm not saying I am - then at least you're the productive member of society. I can't claim the same.

[symbioteclone]

I'll take what victories I can.

[arachnologist]

Does that mean we're even?

[symbioteclone]

For now.