video; how not to make an entrance

[accidents]

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

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[hammerhappy]

I will not hurt you. Stop asking.

[thatboyisamonster]

Then keep your ill-named brat of a brother away from so we can both be spared each other's company, Thor.

[hammerhappy]

I have heard the full story of your choices in New York. Do not be quick to shed judgment on him.

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah, so you're finally up to date? As for judgement, do you really think his actions wise? Or perhaps you think I will do no wrong with the Mighty Thor to watch over me like a dog.

[hammerhappy]

If you are so weak as to fall under a young boy's words, then you will pose little threat when it comes to my hammer.

[thatboyisamonster]

Mighty, indeed. But not wise, it seems.

[hammerhappy]

You know nothing of what I've seen, brother.

[thatboyisamonster]

And neither do you, it seems, but look at us, casting judgements. A worthy god pursuit.

[hammerhappy]

You speak as if you are burdened. Then share.

[thatboyisamonster]

I've learned from my mistakes. I will never trust you again, Thor.

[hammerhappy]

You speak as if I am the villain. I know that is not the case.

[thatboyisamonster]

I did not call you that.

[hammerhappy]

If I no longer have your trust, it is because of meddling that only exists in your mind.

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah, so we come back to the circle once more. Really, Thor. I don't think you understand what you say. "We don't share the same past! We are not the same! But it is all your fault!"

Please say something original. If you are capable of it.

[hammerhappy]

Look at how you speak, and ask: why is it that Thor draws the same conclusion ever time? There is naught I can do but that.

[thatboyisamonster]

My mistake. I'll apply some Midgardian speech now.

"Thor, you're a simple dick. Please stick it someplace where the sun doesn't shine."

[hammerhappy]

It is good to see you so in touch with Midgard.

[thatboyisamonster]

It's easier than it looks.

[hammerhappy]

And yet you still cause them harm.

[thatboyisamonster]

If they accepted me as their king, I would have caused them no harm.

[hammerhappy]

We are not rulers of Midgard!

[thatboyisamonster]

I have a right to rule as much as you!

[hammerhappy]

So you seek to rule so much that you aim to take over a place I have sworn to protect? If you deserved to rule, then you would rule; but nay, Loki has never earned the trust of anyone, and has only fed into what will give him the justification to hate.

[thatboyisamonster]

[thatboyisamonster]

I was chosen to rule Asgard. You do well to remember that in your well-deserved hate.