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[accidents]

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

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[thatboyisamonster]

Are you taking the All-father's name in vain?

[badnewsboy]

You've taken offense to it?

[accidents]

[ OH MY GODS ]

Me? No.

[hammerhappy]

Your respect for him still astounds me.

[swordhappy]

I see no matter what you will forever be outdoing yourself in how petty you can be. Even if he had, there is a Midgardian phrase about the pot and the kettle that seems particularly apt.

[miniholmes]

What are you talking about?

[accidents]

I don't even know anymore.

[watersacrificed]

Are you alright, there? [Because all that explanation and talking to one's self, doesn't sound too good.]

[accidents]

Yep. Just having a panic attack and probably hallucinating two forms of a god talk to each other. No big deal.

[badnewsboy]

A good guess, but this resembles nothing of Valhalla. You're not dead yet! It's just an existential crisis.

[accidents]

Oh good. A crisis. I was due for one of those.

[hammerhappy]

You speak of the All-Father?

[badnewsboy]

He's most certainly one of ours! Look at him!

[accidents]

...

Yep. I've lost it.

[swordhappy]

Do not be so melodramatic. You are not dead.

[accidents]

Okay. That's a relief.
Why are you talking to me?

[freezespirited]

This has to be the most interesting reaction yet.

[accidents]

Do I win a prize for it or something?

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[Koizumi gives the camera a concerned smile.] Please, try to remain calm. You're not dead, and there are few here who believe you're fictional.

You are, however, in a different universe from the one you left, and you are unfortunately trapped here. Do you need any help? You look to be from a long time in the past, I know this could be a lot to take in.

My name is Itsuki Koizumi. What's yours?

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[accidents]

[ Sitting on the floor now. Did he pass out at some point? The answer is yes. ]

I've reached the level of shock where you go eerily calm. So I'm good. Thanks for the concern.

In the past? Oh. Okay. I'm in the future too. Of course. That's the opposite of making things easier for me. I didn't even get the foot thing completely down and that one's actually pretty normal for what goes on usually. ...What am I supposed to do right now?

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third.

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[madeofswords]

Odin of all people? You'd be out of luck, begging a guy like that for help.

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[accidents]

It was a bit of a stretch but mentioning him did get Thor to show up so that makes me feel a lot better.

[hawkingbird]

You know Odin?

[accidents]

Not personality but I've been praying to the guy as a general obligation of Vikingness.

[notjohnsmith]

You're almost certainly not dead.

[accidents]

Thank you.

The question of my sanity is still up for debate though.

[atadbiased]

The panic attack is okay. Trust me, had a bunch of those when I got here.

Also, I'd like to apologize for the craziness that will happen around here, Asgardian gods aside. They're really okay once you get to know them.

[accidents]

Glad I'm not the only one that started having a complete freak out.

What kind of craziness-? Thanks.

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[doublebladed]

...you know. I don't think talking them to death is going to help you out very much.

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[accidents]

Yeah. I grasped that once everyone told me to shut up.