video; how not to make an entrance

[accidents]

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

Comments

[hammerhappy]

Lady Sif, of Asgard. Pay her more respect than that.

[thatboyisamonster]

To pay respect to a woman, but not a king? No thank you.

[hammerhappy]

The All-Mother rules now.

[thatboyisamonster]

Oh? Not too shabby.

[swordhappy]

I do not require your intervention.

[hammerhappy]

He is my brother.

[swordhappy]

As if any of us could ever forget. And what am I, then? You think I cannot make the point myself, if it needs to be made? I have done it before. Or is he to be yours alone?

[hammerhappy]

Proceed.

[swordhappy]

I am glad to see you grasp my point.

[hammerhappy]

Aye, I do. I acted swiftly.

[swordhappy]

I know. We will talk about it later.

[hammerhappy]

Later may need to come sooner.

[swordhappy]

Why? How soon?

[hammerhappy]

I may rescind my oath not to harm him as he so wishes.

[swordhappy]

If you are looking for someone to counsel you to keep it, do not look to me. You know my thoughts on this better than anyone.

[hammerhappy]

I crave distraction.

[swordhappy]

I can provide that.

[hammerhappy]

Let us spar and see where it leads.

[swordhappy]

Is that in doubt? I have been proclaimed the god of ass-kicking, here.

[hammerhappy]

Then we shall give your worshippers a show.