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[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

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[ Him burning himself on a light is probably inevitable. ]

There's an over abundance of them where I'm from. [ pauses, curious if her fighting the dragon ended in her killing it. He takes the phone back out and looks at it ]

Technology seems pretty neat... [ bites lip fiddling with it to figure out how to get the note. note?? ---not note. this note?? no. this?? BEEEPING. those a ringtones oh no. tries to stop the noises. only increases the volume. SIDE-EYES Aqua. clears throat. ] So uh. It's a note on this?

[Perhaps she should keep an eye on him and explain what she went through.]

I hope you're able to exist peacefully. The beast I fought, while it was similar like a dragon, it wasn't one. It was...a different beast in itself, causing more harm and threatening innocent lives.

[Let's him try and figure it out on his own. When he looks at her, she smiles a little, moving to stand next to him.] Yes, you're going through the settings on the device and exploring other things. You're close to it but... [Shows him how to do it, coming across the e-mail that says where he's rooming.]

There we go.

We weren't until ...I'm not sure if this counts as the same day or if when I was home was yesterday now but the peaceful co-existing is a new thing. [ slow nod ] Oh. I see. ...Do you fight a lot of beasts?

[ Raises his eyebrows at how easily she made that look and it really is pretty easy now that she pointed it out. Okay. He can get the hang of this. No problem. ]

Thanks. So.. I'm South 305. Good to know.

It counts, but that's great to hear. [A pause as she thinks over it. How could she explain it without going into too much detail.] Yes and no. I used to, but not as much. The beasts took many forms, even turned into a giant pumpkin....that ate me. [Something she's still not too fond of.]

Mmhmm, and you get some money once a month from the government. If you want more money you'll have to find a job here.

[ Stares at her ] A giant pumpkin beast ate you? [ ... ] How did you get out?

Is it enough to do things with? ...Are jobs easy to get? Do you have a job?

It was a giant pumpkin coach...and I got out of it by making it very hard to digest me. [Stabbing it a few times with her keyblade until it spat it out.]

You'll need a job if you want to have extra money to do more. I work at a bookstore and people are normally hiring.

Did you light it on fire and cook it from the inside? [ Or stab it. That works too. ]

...You actually have a store for books? Like. People read? This is good news.

...A combination of things. [Stabbing and using fire spells did the trick.]

Mmhmm! There's a lot of books and there are deliveries every few days. [Though where or how the deliveries get there is anyone's guess.]

Combinations usually work.

[ "Deliveries from where??" he'd ask but he's almost positive she wouldn't know. ] Are they useful books?

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